cuba gooding jr.

A Cuba Gooding Jr. is defined as a glass bottom boat with a glass bowl instead of a glass table.

I had the prostitiute give me a Cuba Gooding Jr. after a nice chiati.

by jigga July 15, 2004

Reverse Tehuacán Cuba Libre

After a night of drinking Bacardi, bowel movements are so distressed that poop comes out in a machine gun likeness.

In this scenario, the famous waterboarding with sparkling water technique of Federal Mexican Police Officers is done in reverse, to mean that it's done in the ass.

I felt like a Mexican Pollock after bending over and doing a Reverse Tehuacán Cuba Libre.

by Pollocktl March 23, 2022

Drowning Cuba Gooding Jr.

Taking an EXTREMELY long piss.

Zabooty: "Hey I really like Cuba Gooding Jr."

Jesean: "Hey speaking of Cuba Gooding Jr., all this soda is going right through me. I'm gonna go drown him quick, be right back."

Later...

Debrickisha: "Hey Zabooty, where's Jesean?"

Zabooty: "He be drowning cuba gooding jr."

by NippleMan94 July 9, 2010

Im Just A Boy From Cuba

'Im just a boy from Cuba' is a line once said by the most prettiest man in space. No, its not Keith, even though he's hot as fuck.

"Im just a boy from Cuba, not some space prince like Lotor."

by KlanceIsCanonQueen December 25, 2018

export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.

I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.

by icemelted April 30, 2015

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 11, 2025