cuba gooding jr.

A Cuba Gooding Jr. is defined as a glass bottom boat with a glass bowl instead of a glass table.

I had the prostitiute give me a Cuba Gooding Jr. after a nice chiati.

by jigga July 15, 2004

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Reverse Tehuacán Cuba Libre

After a night of drinking Bacardi, bowel movements are so distressed that poop comes out in a machine gun likeness.

In this scenario, the famous waterboarding with sparkling water technique of Federal Mexican Police Officers is done in reverse, to mean that it's done in the ass.

I felt like a Mexican Pollock after bending over and doing a Reverse Tehuacán Cuba Libre.

by Pollocktl March 24, 2022

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Drowning Cuba Gooding Jr.

Taking an EXTREMELY long piss.

Zabooty: "Hey I really like Cuba Gooding Jr."

Jesean: "Hey speaking of Cuba Gooding Jr., all this soda is going right through me. I'm gonna go drown him quick, be right back."

Later...

Debrickisha: "Hey Zabooty, where's Jesean?"

Zabooty: "He be drowning cuba gooding jr."

by NippleMan94 July 05, 2010

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Im Just A Boy From Cuba

'Im just a boy from Cuba' is a line once said by the most prettiest man in space. No, its not Keith, even though he's hot as fuck.

"Im just a boy from Cuba, not some space prince like Lotor."

by KlanceIsCanonQueen December 25, 2018

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The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

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