cuba gooding jr.

A Cuba Gooding Jr. is defined as a glass bottom boat with a glass bowl instead of a glass table.

I had the prostitiute give me a Cuba Gooding Jr. after a nice chiati.

by jigga July 15, 2004

Reverse Tehuacán Cuba Libre

After a night of drinking Bacardi, bowel movements are so distressed that poop comes out in a machine gun likeness.

In this scenario, the famous waterboarding with sparkling water technique of Federal Mexican Police Officers is done in reverse, to mean that it's done in the ass.

I felt like a Mexican Pollock after bending over and doing a Reverse Tehuacán Cuba Libre.

by Pollocktl March 23, 2022

Drowning Cuba Gooding Jr.

Taking an EXTREMELY long piss.

Zabooty: "Hey I really like Cuba Gooding Jr."

Jesean: "Hey speaking of Cuba Gooding Jr., all this soda is going right through me. I'm gonna go drown him quick, be right back."

Later...

Debrickisha: "Hey Zabooty, where's Jesean?"

Zabooty: "He be drowning cuba gooding jr."

by NippleMan94 July 9, 2010

Im Just A Boy From Cuba

'Im just a boy from Cuba' is a line once said by the most prettiest man in space. No, its not Keith, even though he's hot as fuck.

"Im just a boy from Cuba, not some space prince like Lotor."

by KlanceIsCanonQueen December 25, 2018

The Country Of Cuba Held The Name "Hellstrom Robles" Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles" So "Angel Jose Robles" Change Your Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'

The Country Of Cuba Held The Name "Hellstrom Robles" Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles" So "Angel Jose Robles" Change Your Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'

The Country Of Cuba Held The Name "Hellstrom Robles" Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles" So "Angel Jose Robles" Change Your Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.

I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.

by icemelted April 30, 2015

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025