cryptonimby

Someone that is terribly, terribly offended at the very thought of being accused of being a NIMBY, but refuses on the grounds of "reasonable concerns" to allow any development in their area.

"OMG. The Traffic!"

"Been studied. It will be fine."

"OMG. The Sewage!"

"We're only using 1/3 of what we have."

"OMG! My view!"

"Of what? You won't even be able see it through your trees."

"Why are you being this way?"

"Because you're a total cryptonimby"

by Al Benedict October 26, 2018

cryptonight

What your undertaker-beau sorrowfully tells you when he is obliged to decline your request for a "moonlight stroll" because he has an urgent job in the burial-cellar of the monastery that will likely keep him busy till well past midnight. A really "heavy" statement that totally "weighs you down" emotionally, but what are ya gonna do?

My main squeeze unexpectedly hadda assist da local priest in giving last rights to a recently-deceased fellow member of the clergy in the church basement this evening, and so he was obliged to sadly shake his head and tearfully tell me, "cryptonight". He did manage to get done with said job a bit earlier than he'd expected, though, and so he was eventually able to race home and change and then come and pick me up, after all; due to the late hour, we couldn't have a full-length date like we normally would, of course, but at least we still got to stretch out on the quiet wharf for half an hour, savoring the soft lapping of the waves on the pilings, and gazing up at all da friendly twinkling stars.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

cryptonaughts

Cryptonaughts - a group of immature drug addicts with an eye for buying high and selling low.
Formally known as Vapes bitches, now make millions on selling premium and cocaine on discord

-Hey are you a cryptonaughts?
-Yeah man, greatest community of turds out there

by Jaguare March 31, 2021

Crypthonic

Crypthonic = the most epic and heroic gamer of all ages

Crypthonic won again!

by Aloisa March 6, 2022

Cryptious

Other word in groups of words of categories of FinTech data sales

Hay pal stop buying cryings of crypto stuff which was a load of crap when the cryptious equates to fairer society and better respectiousness which helps ease rather than continuations of data wars mostly intent on more political farce stay home and be respectious

by Silky May 3, 2022

Crypting

To fuck in a cemetery- similar to cottaging

"Yeah I was crypting with this guy I met on Grindr the other night, I got a scrape from tripping over a headstone"

"Dude, do you not have a bed?"

by ShinyMagpie September 4, 2023

Cryptonloid

A vocaloid made by Crypton Future Media

a few examples are: Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin/Len, Megurine Luka

the cryptonloids tend to be the most popular or well known vocaloids btw

person 1 - miku is my favorite cryptonloid!

person 2 - she's overrated..

by someoneoutthereyoudontknow November 13, 2023