to rub ones crutch *rubs crutch*
if your crutch is itchy, rub rub rub!
if your crutch is sore, make sure to rub it!
if your crutch is itchy, rub rub rub!
if your crutch is sore, make sure to rub it!
LOU: EWW WTF YOU DIRTY FUCKING HOE, STOP RUBBING YOUR CRUTCH
KARA: WHAT!? I WAS NOT!
LOU: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU DIRTY BITCH!
KARA: *crutch rub*
LOU: *rubs crutch*
KARA: WHAT!? I WAS NOT!
LOU: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU DIRTY BITCH!
KARA: *crutch rub*
LOU: *rubs crutch*
by thatssofake! September 15, 2009
An overworked figure of speech, such as, inter alia, "at the end of the day," or "it is what is," or "thinking outside the box," or "leverage our resources." Crutchphrases are a common refuge of speakers who have difficulty articulating ideas or concepts without reflexively using jargon and cliché. Often relied upon by powerpoint-user speakers who simply repeat what is already printed on the Powerpoint slide.
The use of a crutchphrase is often an open admission of an unwillingness or inability to think, let alone use language effectively.
The use of a crutchphrase is often an open admission of an unwillingness or inability to think, let alone use language effectively.
"At the end of the day," the speaker droned, "we have to think out of the box if we are to successfully leverage our resources." Note the split infinitive.
"But," protested a listener, "you're not making any sense at all, you're just babbling a bunch of crutch phrases!"
"It is what it is," replied the speaker, retreating to the safe territory of a crutch phrase.
"But," protested a listener, "you're not making any sense at all, you're just babbling a bunch of crutch phrases!"
"It is what it is," replied the speaker, retreating to the safe territory of a crutch phrase.
by Paldan the Great April 27, 2013
by SherryM November 6, 2007
by Adam Swann April 12, 2006
Those rubbery wiener shaped pads that fit over the top of crutches to make using the crutches more comfortable.
Person 1: Man using crutches sucks
Person 2: Get some crutch wieners and put them over the tops, that will help.
Person 2: Get some crutch wieners and put them over the tops, that will help.
by The Void 87 May 2, 2012
a person who uses devotion in arena ranked. This person is also known to pull 0 bitches and has the tiniest willy there is.
Qiccz is a devo crutch.
Mike: have you heard that Qiccz is a devo crutch?
Jake: yeah he been a devo crutch since season 11
Mike: have you heard that Qiccz is a devo crutch?
Jake: yeah he been a devo crutch since season 11
by Pvwt April 6, 2022
Time saving BBQ technique where meat such as pork shoulder or brisket is cooked in a smoker, followed by time in a crockpot or pressure cooker. Similar to the Texas crutch but with a crock pot rather than a tinfoil wrap.
by Mead Weaver June 19, 2021