aka crustpunks crustypunks. plural form of the terms crusty and crustpunk. crusties are fans of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. some crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusty milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bottle and lighter heads clamped on to clothes, canine animal companions, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. some popular bands include Dystopia, Amebix, Antiscism, Mankind?, Doom, and Hiatus.
by darkmugan May 27, 2005
A dried bodily secretion in or near an orifice, such as the nostril or anus. Examples include boogers or hardened fecal matter. They are often trapped in hair filaments and require effort to remove.
Jim: So we were going to the beach, and-
Bruce: Bro, you've got a crustie in your nose
Jim: Ew, thanks bro *wipes it*
Bruce: Bro, you've got a crustie in your nose
Jim: Ew, thanks bro *wipes it*
by Spagoons April 02, 2018
by libra July 08, 2004
Adjective used to decribe old people,a gross unidentified substance, anything broken, dirty, crumby, badly made/conceived, falling apart, stupid, wierd, gross, this word can be used very freely as it goes with anything that may have to do with the word crust but it never describes anything good.
1: that old man keeps staring at me
2: eww look how crusty he is
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1: i just got this from the dollar store and the lid wont close on it
2: here let me try... damn its not working it sooo crusty
1:that whole dollar store is crusty
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1:Mr Tawil thinks he can teach us history by giving us a whole bunch of crosswords, he is such a crust.
2:Yea, he smell like weed, cigarettes and bagels, he is such a crusty old man.
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1:ew look at the crust under this desk
2: that's gum , you dumbass
2: eww look how crusty he is
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1: i just got this from the dollar store and the lid wont close on it
2: here let me try... damn its not working it sooo crusty
1:that whole dollar store is crusty
-or-
1:Mr Tawil thinks he can teach us history by giving us a whole bunch of crosswords, he is such a crust.
2:Yea, he smell like weed, cigarettes and bagels, he is such a crusty old man.
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1:ew look at the crust under this desk
2: that's gum , you dumbass
by Naomiiiiii January 17, 2007
by bottisham people October 23, 2012
It's the old dried poop stain in your britches or on your ass that flakes off onto the toilet seat when you drop and squat.
by Tommy and Jim April 15, 2011
a word describing someone who is stale, salty, cranky, grouchy, grimy, crispy, crunchy, prickly, crotchety, crabby all at the same time; devoid of a nut. Someone who is crusty can only be cured by the following: 1. Get his/her nut 2. eat uncrustables 3. Throw a lip 4. rip cigs
Brian was crusty when he had to pull Natalie's dagger out of his back. John's sunburn inevitably led to him being crusty the whole night. Brian you're going to need to eat some uncrustables, because you are so crusty right now. When Erik and Conor are crusty, the result is beef. Conor was so crusty when his nut was unfulfilled.
by MPM38 May 13, 2010