crustacean

sexy biggie boy with nice hair want to eat cool flannel glasses wanna kiss him on his little baby small man nipples

person 1: crustacean

by big pp monster chomp chomp September 19, 2020

Crustacean nation ejaculation

When three crabs surround a dildo a take turns shoving it in someone's asshole

Sammy just had the best crustacean nation ejaculation ever

by Rattledboy July 20, 2021

Crustacea

something that is weird, quirky or bad.

On a bad day your hair will look Crustacea.
That outfit is Crustacea.

by ladidadida7700 April 6, 2022

Crustacea

something that is weird or bad

skin after a sunburn is crustacea

by ladidadida7700 April 7, 2022

Crustamusta

Someone who doesn’t wipe after a nice shite and then let’s it marinate and crust after a week long period then peels it off like a scalp

Oi Bobby you lil crustamusta get your fatass over here

by The gobblerobler February 10, 2026

Cum Crustacean

When one has dried semen in their ear canal.

Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.

by Danegrress August 9, 2017

sebaceous crustacean

Crabby fat asshole

Stop being a sebaceous crustacean George, they're just kids.

by JP orecul September 15, 2017