crunchlet

Feces that has dried on to hair surrounding the anus. They are commonly found in a roughly spherical shape and require extraordinary effort (adding water) to remove.

I had a mad case of the crunchlets this morning. Had to soften them up with a spray bottle.

by nobodyfamous2 January 25, 2011

crunkle

A Crazy Drunk Uncle...which everyone has.

Who's the douchebag pissing in the corner? Oh that's just Nicks' crunkle.

by Nitmer May 9, 2009

crunkle kick

a crunkle kick is were you super glue your ball sack to your penis and get on all fours like a dog and have a elderly Bulgarian prostitute wearing six inch stiletto high heels kick you right in your genitals 5 times wile she sings "i could have been full of joy if i was ever a mother" this sex move will cost you about 350.00$$

i would like a crunkle kick please

by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007

cruncleberry

a cool person hoo can count

e-grizzle is a dank screw cruncleberry because he can count to 7 with his eyes shut

by jack-a-tack September 8, 2006

Crunchle

The sound that is made when someone crunches a bag, or other substance, it making a loud crinkling sound. Typically, it happens when one squeezes a plastic/aluminum bag of chips.

The man who was sitting in the quiet classroom was eating chips, the crunchle from the bag distracting the other students.

by Lockages August 1, 2019

Crunkle

A mix of the two words crunch and crinkle

I did not put the chips away as you were on a work call and it would of made a crunkle sound

by Maggie_the_doggo August 11, 2020

Crunklespot

The area that is known by most unknowledgeable humans as the "Knee". That modern (but incorrect) definition of the crunklespot is, in actual fact, what an idiotic human back in the Ice-Age called his crunklespot. But now you know! your "knee" isn't your "knee" any more! 'Tis your Crunklespot!

The cave man pointed to his Crunklespot and said "Hee Hee OOGA BOOGA SHASTO KNEE!" and the name stuck for ever.

by MeechamMooseMonger12 May 17, 2006