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earthy-crunchy

You are so earthy-crunchy, you make cliff bars look like a slim jim.
by nudist101 October 17, 2009
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Crunchy Water

by JackMasseyWelsh September 4, 2019
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carrot cruncher

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.
Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.
by City Lad August 13, 2008
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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
by EBC July 11, 2007
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crunches

sit-ups
"you better start doing some crunches if you wanna lose that pooch for the summer."
by bmoc November 9, 2003
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Crunchery

A made up word started at Belle Vernon PA Wal mart by a bunch of bored unloaders, its generally refers to a problem, issue, or just said at random, variations are crunchtastic, cruncherific, crunchlicious and anything else you can make up
That trucks a mess, whata crunchery!

Captain Crunchery cereal!
by Chaosshadowzero August 15, 2011
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earthy-crunchy

"she's such a hippie" "Yeah, I guess she's kinda earthy-crunchy"
by givingbackpeace April 22, 2009
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