Crudlets

small peices of curd(marijuana) found at the bottom of crud jars and from falling out of joints or blunts

i have hella crudlets left at the bottom of my jar

by toeass November 7, 2017

crumpetsontoast

a loser whose name is Crumpetsontoast on xbox

hey add Crumpetsontoast to the party

by Crumpetsontoast March 12, 2021

Crumpets and tea

Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.

Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?

Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!

by sex minister April 26, 2022

tea & crumpets

something gingers eat for lunch

oh those tea & crumpets look nice

by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017

Bum Crumpets

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly

My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly

by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017

Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.

Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.

by poopbutter August 21, 2013

Toasting the crumpets

The act of finger poppin another mans ass hole with the doors locked and the lights off

Aye! Are you in there toasting the crumpets with another man?

by Hans00 August 1, 2015