Cruzing The Internet

The act of watching illicit adult material online while simultaneously stimulating oneself

Dude, did you see Ted Cruz's Twitter last night? He was totally Cruzing the internet

by Throwaway181 September 18, 2017

Couming

It's used when you want you say that you will cum then come

I'm couming, mom

by couming May 20, 2019

Crumming

The simultaneous act of cumming and crying

guy 1: you ever cry while busting a nut?
guy 2: yeah like 11 times
guy 1: it’s called crumming-wait what the fuck?
guy 2: yeah 6 times were tears of joy, 4 were because the clarity hit hard, and the last one was because the velocity of the load was so high it got in my eye and got infected

by chucklestheclummer August 5, 2022

Crotch Crumping

when two females rub together their crotches vigorously.

Courtney: Hey do you want to do some Crotch Crumping?
Emily: Sure, I would love too.

by CaCaCaCassie February 27, 2013

crumping

To lick a persons anus hole.

Andy has been crumping that girls bum hole all day!

by spongebob12345 March 12, 2008

CRUMBING

WhEn a person rubs another persons private parts through there clothes.

Oh man did you see that chick crumbing that guy at soccer today!!

by RANGA November 6, 2012

Crusing

When you are high, drunk, and have a snus in, named for the combination of crunk and snus.

George: dude, I have some snus, want to
go on a crus?
Greg: Sure, I'll bring the booze and weed
George: yeeeeee
Greg: I haven't gone crusing since my baby momma stole all my dro

drunk crunkweedpotsnustobacco

by Thesh0e February 5, 2010