Cruiser Panic Inducer

The annoying car on the road, that leaves you questioning if the car is really a police car. This results in an obsene amount of panic followed by relief after the victim realizes it is not a police car.

Joe: Aww Dude! Is that a cop car behind us?!
Mike: Oh Shit! (Hides his weed)
(Car passes)
Joe: Aww Damn Dude! Just another cruiser panic inducer!
Mike: Say Joe, didn't you have a half eaten peach in the back?
Joe: Yeah go ahead and throw and throw it at him.

by Imacowboy October 18, 2009

Carolina cruiser

Having sex while on the roof/hood of a moving vehicle.

I love going down to Charleston to visit Sally; she's always up for a good Carolina cruiser.

by andaddy September 22, 2009

swamp cruiser

Swamp cruiser - v. - when a person puts their face in another person's ass (preferably with separated cheeks) and shakes their head from side to side. Equivalent to the motorboat.

Example: Damn, Bro! You see the ass on that girl?! I just want to stick my face between those cheeks and give her a swamp cruiser!

by Maverick Steel January 17, 2017

Douche-cruiser

Class of vehicle. Typically lowered, with loud speakers and rims. Generally under the command of a young adolescent male driver who has yet to discover how douchetastic he is, but sometimes manned by the older male who is fully aware of his douchetasticness.

"check out that douche-cruiser!" Or " hey man wanna borrow my car?, That ol' douche-cruiser? No thanks I'll walk."

by Clumpydumper September 24, 2018

porn cruiser

A colloquialism referring to a P.C. or personal computer.

Damn, my computer's busted. Guess it's time to take the ol' porn cruiser into the shop.

by Failure2Launch.com Authors February 19, 2008

Vista Cruiser

1. A stretched-wheelbase Oldsmobile mid-size station wagon produced from 1964 to 1972 and as an up-line trim package on the 1973-77 Cutlass station wagon. Famous for the tinted roof glass over the second row of seating and the smaller tinted glass pieces over the cargo-area side windows from 1964-72. Used regularly on the Fox television shows "That '70s Show" and "Fringe."

2. A motor home made by Gulfstream from 2002-09 on the Sprinter chassis.

3. A boat made by Four Winns.

"It's not a piece of junk - it's a Vista Cruiser! You can literally cruise the vistas in it!"

(Red Forman, played by Kurtwood Smith, referring to the 1969 Vista Cruiser in "That '70s Show")

by OldsVistaCruiser April 16, 2011

beach cruisers

Flip-flops, sandals, anything you wear at the beach.

A. Hey mate, have you seen my beach cruisers?
B. Ye', they're in the car.

by beach cruisers April 4, 2016