Crucified

An Item or object that is beyond repairable or badly damaged

Man, look at that phone, it’s crucified!

by Jahamez May 7, 2019

crucified

A rapper that is too stupidly fast that all you hear is daravazagarabaz biggity biggity bao bop bop biwa fasldf;kj sae

What's that weird rambling noise?
Oh sorry I was listening to Crucified

by biggit bgapo February 6, 2018

crucifuck

One partner does the "Jesus on the cross pose" with arms spread wide and feet crossed while the other partner fucks him or her.

"James nailed me against the wall last with a good crucifuck"
"Baby, I'm so horny. I'm gonna fuck you like Jesus on the cross. Prepare to be crucifucked"
"He did me so hard I was crucifucked"

by ledirious August 10, 2016

Crucifucked

A kink involving a person being tied to a cross and fucked. Like Jesus was crucified to the cross, but in a sexual kinky way.

"This hot kinky guy crucifucked me so hard last night, I couldn't walk the next day"

by em kcuf 333 July 12, 2017

Goat Throat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someone’s head in place while they give you a blowjob

My girlfriend is into goat throat crucifixion.

by CJ142857 April 25, 2022

crucified

Trying a new skateboard trick, and your skateboard manages to land on the tip of its tail vertically, and you fall directly on top of it, possibly preventing you from ever having children.

I can't skate today, I tried an impossible and was crucified.

by John L Foster May 9, 2005

Crucifer

Local rapper from Independence, Missouri. Very talented and underground. Bears a cross on his back.

I went and saw Crucifer freestyle, it was off the hook.

by t3tr1s October 21, 2008