crusting

when you drink so much you get a alchohol crust around your mouth

wow man i must have been hammered last night, i woke up with a crusting

by trunkface January 4, 2006

crustin

A Crustin is a kid who wears the same sweater everyday, often with a mismatched Yankees cap, maybe even a women's one. He also probably sports a classic bowl cut and listens to poser music, like Lil Wayne. A crustin is also said to have very little athletic talent or athelticism, but often tries as hard as he can.

Kid A: who's that kid in the yankees cap listening to lil wayne?
B: whatta crustin

by aubreygraham December 20, 2010

Upper Crusting

To make an everyday occasion, activity or object a bit more special by using your smarts and skill, rather than just being all rich and throwing money at it.

Frankie: “Hey, how’s your new pool?”

Leon: “Check it out, I spent the afternoon Upper Crusting it with a floating cocktail bar made from Ikea shelves, a pool noodle, and some common household string.”

Frankie: “Cannonball!”

by UpperCruster November 5, 2013

crustina

crustina (n.) a girl with a dirty unwashed pussy

She wanted me to go down on her but the smell made me gag once I got within a foot of it. She's a total crustina.

by John Brown, Hallejah Hollabock March 19, 2011

Crustified Yetti Sphincter

1. Male or Female, an obease, nasty barnicle infested creature with ugly hair and unforseen features.
2. A fat nasty person.
3. A person with crusty skin leasions or dirty skin

See that dude over there buying those 10 whoppers, thats a fuckin crustified yetti sphincter

by The Nugget August 30, 2006

Crustiness

Large build ups of ones dead skin skills on ones elbows, knees and feet (back foot bunions)

That bitch takes Crustiness to a whole new level. coco butter seriously needed

by crustalicious August 10, 2012

Crostini

The shot of melatonin after a fat weener… the stench of a pooch is that of a crocheted hat…I just croshitted

Your crostini is hangin’ out

by Gannonmilllerbossin2255 January 10, 2022