Crop dusting

To covertly release intestinal gas while walking. Coined in 1985 on a Northwest Airlines flight from Boston to Frankfurt by Sol Squire, on-board translator, who had just walked the length of the DC-10 aircraft and noted he had "crop dusted" the passenger load.
Her date was crop dusting the theater as he followed her to their seats.
by Good Knight April 03, 2010
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Crop-dusting

When someone passes gas and walks away, trailing the smell behind them. Commonly used as a tactic to avoid taking the fall of getting called out in public.
Bob: "Who was just crop-dusting?"
*Looks down the hall to see everyone passed out*
by Echo_Echo54 January 30, 2019
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Crop dusted

When you walk past someone and fart and then walk away, leaving them in your fart smell.
Leonard: Guess what I did today, Brandon?
Brandon: What did you do?
Leonard: I crop dusted Joe Biden as I walked past him this morning leaving a trail of my gas for him to smell and eventually vomit. Haha.
Brandon: Ha, I bet it was really nasty smelling.
Leonard: You bet your ass it was. Haha.”
by efishies15 July 30, 2020
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crop dusting

when someone farts they walk around to spread the smell so nobody knows who fuckin ripped
dude that shit smells, you better do some crop dusting or people are gunna be suspicious
by Antwon Jenkinsss August 09, 2008
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Dropping continuous farts while walking through shopping aisles or large crowds, leaving the smell for everyone else to enjoy while you casually walk on.
"Careful, don't go up the stairs, I was crop dusting all the way down!"

Uuuurgh, can you smell that? Someones been crop dusting here!
by kalvar January 15, 2014
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When you are at a party or a club and you need to fart so you move really quickly somewhere else and fart while you are moving, laying your odor everywhere but where you were.

Usually is really funny.
1 Hey man, I gotta fart, really badly.
2 Don't do it here, go crop dusting.
1 O shit, thats right.
by poqwer September 14, 2007
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CROP DUSTING

Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a CUBE FARM,
then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leading to PRAIRIE DOGGING while people try to figure out the source of the wafting stench.
Bob liked all the prairie dogging his crop dusting produced.
by Buzz M. February 26, 2005
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