Cronking Yah Gonk

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.

Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!

by fliip3 May 17, 2022

Cronked on Gronk

An expression typical sailors where one is completely intoxicated by rum to the point where one is constantly vomiting and fumbling with there movements.

"Hey guys; i'm totally cronked on gronk and vomiting everywhere and can't control my movements.

by Lord Garbage May 15, 2018

cronk

acting drunk but really just overly tired

q: why is she acting so weird?
a: she is a little cronk

by worldlynan August 18, 2019

Cronk Drops

A female participant in the Act of Cronk Dangling falling to her death due to clumsyness or weakness of male partner.

"Shit I didn't mean for it to Become Cronk Drops"

by Professor Wow December 12, 2008

Cronk

The lowest of the low: a stupid, trashy piece of shit who's widely disliked

"He's a cronk, i hope hes not coming tonight"

by eagle553 April 29, 2019

Cronks

A pair of fake crocs.

Yo check out my new cronks

by Fosty July 15, 2019

Logan Cronk

A strange wierdo who shouldn't have been born.

Logan Cronk is a sad person.

by BigLolNoob November 8, 2020