Cronked on Gronk

An expression typical sailors where one is completely intoxicated by rum to the point where one is constantly vomiting and fumbling with there movements.
"Hey guys; i'm totally cronked on gronk and vomiting everywhere and can't control my movements.
by Lord Garbage March 25, 2018
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Cronking Yah Gonk

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.
Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!
by fliip3 May 18, 2022
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Cronk Drops

A female participant in the Act of Cronk Dangling falling to her death due to clumsyness or weakness of male partner.
"Shit I didn't mean for it to Become Cronk Drops"
by Professor Wow December 08, 2006
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cronked

cronked is where you get beyond gone... like really fucked
1- “hey man what should we do tonight”
2- “let’s have a party and get cronked”
(after covid obviously)
by hahahahahaokayokay February 10, 2021
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Cronked

A word that I made up for fucked, messed up or fucked up
Ex. Yo I got cronked
by MadisonJago April 18, 2021
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Cronked

V. To be drunk and/or high
Bruh I got sooooo cronked last night
by Mliv July 18, 2020
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CRONKED

You tryna get absolutely cronked on Friday?!?!?
by Hunty z October 27, 2021
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