A retarded far left british youtuber, who happens to try (and fail) to justify and promote pedophilia, zoophilia and incest whilist using extremely flawed and objectively false arguments to prove his point.
If you happen to encounter cranium99, please don't argue with him. He's quite literally too dumb to argue with
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The preface in which Michael Jackson laughs because he has seduced a child and is thinking about said child's anus within his cranium, typically when there are some children spending time at his house.
Normally one wouldn't think of these words put together, with the exception that you are sitting alone in your room, bored as hell and googling random words, in which you might end up finding this in the depths of the urban dictionary, where you have spent hours looking up your name, your dog's name, your friends' names and going down a rabbit hole where you find things like charizarding and saucebag, eventually arriving here, at anal cranium hee hee.
Normally one wouldn't think of these words put together, with the exception that you are sitting alone in your room, bored as hell and googling random words, in which you might end up finding this in the depths of the urban dictionary, where you have spent hours looking up your name, your dog's name, your friends' names and going down a rabbit hole where you find things like charizarding and saucebag, eventually arriving here, at anal cranium hee hee.
Tod Scrotum: Hey Michael, what are you thinking about?
Michael Jackson: *in a soft tone* not much, just some anal cranium hee hee.
Tod: Oh cool, i was thinking about how much i hate Bianca.
Michael Jackson: *in a soft tone* not much, just some anal cranium hee hee.
Tod: Oh cool, i was thinking about how much i hate Bianca.
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Me: "I just want to stick my anal cavity on your cranium!"
Some Random Guy: "NO!! YOUR GONNA MAKE MY HEAD AN ANAL CAVITY CRANIUM!!!"
Me: "Hehe ;)"
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Some Random Guy: "NO!! YOUR GONNA MAKE MY HEAD AN ANAL CAVITY CRANIUM!!!"
Me: "Hehe ;)"
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