the second croissant

when someone is bored or feels excluded from a social activity

Kill me, am not being the second croissant again

by Claredestclaire June 18, 2020

poisson croissant

Referring to an unpleasant French person. Phonetically read as pwa son qwa son.

You're being a total poisson croissant right now. Let's get our baguette and just leave.

by crabcrabcrab🦀 January 22, 2021

swamp croissant

When you eat a croissant or similar pastry out of someone's butt.

Brian: Hey Kolby, can I have a swamp croissant?
Kolby: Alright but I haven't wiped in a while, there might be dingleberries!

by nobody123balls October 22, 2013

crusty croissant

performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.

Ewww, I can't believe I just ate that crusty croissant.

by TwinSouth October 13, 2008

croissant slaying

Pulling a girl with really bad eczema. You are only croissant slaying if her skin is flaky like a croissant.

Dude, did you see John croissant slaying at breakfast, her dry skin went all over my food!

by chamberlain123 August 31, 2016

Chocolate Croissant

A prank where you place shit under the armpit of a sleeping girl and tickle her waist so she closes her arms and squeezes the shit into a croissant shape.

Randal gave stacy a chocolate croissant after she got too wasted

by TheCadet October 4, 2012

buttered croissant

Well lubricated buttcrack, in preparation for anal play.

I couldn't wait to slip my pulsing man-totem into his warm, buttered croissant!

by Hakwolf October 10, 2008