Crocs

Inexpensive, plastic, waterproof & often colorful footear for men and women.

I will only date guys who wear their crocs with tube socks & manties.

My boyfriend and I have matching crocs.

by Kel-Kan March 15, 2016

crocs

"Giant feet condoms with holes in them." ~Jenna Marbles

Crocs are just giant feet condoms with holes in them: they prevent you from getting laid, they don't totally protect you, and they look rather silly.

by ScarlettaFermatta December 28, 2014

crocs

Crocs are the best shoe ever invented. Crocs were originally designed to be the perfect boating shoe but turned out to be so much more than that. Crocs come in an extremely wide range of colors and styles. You can also spice your crocs up with jibbitz like Peppa Pig or Spidey. These lil beauties can do anything. Wear em to the pool or beach, wear em to the store, wear em to prom, wear em wherever you fricken want baby. You can even run in those bad boys, just be sure to put the strap back to ensure that they are in sports mode. Get yourself a pair of crocs. I'm telling you they will change your life and your soul.

Wow... Is Isla wearing the limited edition Gucci crocs?! That's So fricken tight.

by shaquille oatmeal April 12, 2019

Croc

Slang for something that is not true

Trevor "That chick from Hanson is hot as"
Richard "That dude is a chick"
Trevor "No she ain't, what a load of croc!"

man "I totally wrecked that chick last night"
man 2 "That chick was a dude"
man "Thats croc man"

by simslikewoohoo November 5, 2008

crocs

the best thing to wear during the summer, even better when in sports mode.

person 1: dude have you seen that guy running, he is so fast!
person 2: it is because he is wearing crocs in sports mode!!!

by ilovecrocs69 September 2, 2022

crocs

swiss cheese for your feet.

person 1: yo, can i get some swiss cheese for my feet?
person 2: sure bro, crocs right?
person 1: yeah bro
person 2: here you go bro
person 1: thanks bro

by rxmzaa September 10, 2022

Crocs

If you wear crocs you do litty doe

Yoooo you do be wearing dem crocs

by Little big boy69 May 11, 2020