crocked

shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up

We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.

by shitter friend October 5, 2003

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crooked bookie

a word usually describing guys and how they do their hair.

they slick back their hair with a lot of gel and wind up looking like tailor-made from I love new york.

girl one- "he's kinda cute"
girl two - "nah, he looks like a crooked bookie"

by lectora February 9, 2008

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crooked ostrich

this is when you break a girls knees, then force her to give you a foot job.

damn dude i broke that girls knees and she gave me a crooked ostrich!

by thomas riccairdi May 20, 2008

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SPOILERS
The second book in the six of crows duology (by leigh bardugo) and absolutely heart shattering

Quotes:

"We were all supposed to make it"-wylan van eck

"Little red bird let me go"-matthias helvar

"He was going to break my legs"-inej ghafa

"I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting"-kaz brekker

"I love you more than waffles, matthias helvar"-nina zenik

"Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"-jesper fahey

Person A: Have you read Crooked Kingdom yet?

Person B: Yeah, chapter forty made me sob

Person A: I guess Matthias Helvar isn't bulletproof

Person B starting to cry: ...Yep

by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021

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