Mexican Crispito

When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.

Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"

Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"

Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

crispified

high without necessarily really trying

I can't believe he got crispified with only three tokes from a roach.

by markgg March 30, 2008

Crispilator

Person lifting shirt and flipping hair simutaniouly

HE does the crispilator to lure her in,

by Robert J. Sweet April 18, 2008

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal that's so freakin' good, it tastes twice- Once in your mouth and once in your esophagus.

I love Schenectady Crispies

by Phil H. September 8, 2003

crispies

Money, esp a 1 dollar bill; a single.

So named because of the crispiness of 1 dollar bills.

Also diminutive because $1 isn't a lot of money.

"I'd pay up to 15 crispies to see what her boobs look like" said Jamal.

by AndyFox1979 August 3, 2007

Crispin

A certain breed individuals who fails at everything. This person likes to think highly of them-self and they often forget what a tool bag they really are.

Theodore: " Yo my nigga Jay, did you make that hoop?"

Jay: " Nah.. crispin"

by sistafromanothamista1234 October 15, 2013

crispilator

A dance that a man does to attract another man. This includes flipping his hair while rubbing his rib pack.

"Did you see Dave trying the crispilator on Bobby in health class?"

by Michiru-Chan April 20, 2008