crippopotamus

Somebody who has been rendered disabled by morbid obesity.

- "Hey, Laura ate cake and pies so much that she can't walk any more."
- "Yeah, she's such a crippopotamus."

by Mr_Pc December 27, 2013

Crypto Koosh

Popular pseudonym and nickname for entrepreneur koosha azim. Often used in cryptocurrency and blockchain group chats, on LinkedIn, and sometimes on Instagram.

Koosha Azim is also known as Crypto Koosh in the world of technology!

by Dry Hacker April 4, 2019

croptopalis

A word that’s at the tip of your tongue

When you forget your dogs name you can call it a croptopalis

by Callie and Janae are awesome January 11, 2020

Cristol

Cristol is a Unisex First name (for Boys or Girls) : inspired from the latin name Cristal (french, spanish, portuguese , galician, romanian for ' Crystal ' ) : from latin ' crystallus ' : frozen water / ice / glass / ; from old greek : ' krustallos ' : cold / chilliness / frost / ice " and is of Greek origin.
It is also a variation of the name Christopher / Christophe (Cristol can also be a shortened version of Cristobal or Cristofol)

Another versions of Cristol : Kristol / Kristal , Krystol / Krystal , Crystol / Crystal , Christol / Christal , Chrystol / Chrystal ...

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Cristol is my best friend .

by Cmeaning September 30, 2021

Crypto Zero

When speculating in cryptocurrencies and crypto assets is a perfect recipe to delayed or no retirement, bankruptcy, or even jail imprisonment, thanks to the greed, dishonesty, and irresponsibility of founders of both cryptocurrency exchanges and stablecoins.

Since the collapse of crypto exchange FTX, a number of retired folks dabbling in the crypto ecosystem and hoping to maximize their savings have gone from zero crypto to crypto zero.

by Fasters November 25, 2022

Cryptocuck

/KRIP-toh-kuhk/
Noun

A person who blindly advocates for blockchains such as bitcoin and nfts, without knowledge of their nefarious effects on the environment and negative influence in several markets

Person 1, a cryptocuck: You should totally mine shitcoin, it's going to the moon it'll be the future.

Person 2, has an IQ above room temperature: you're just being a cryptocuck, go read a book

by Renmf July 16, 2021

Criptch

kr-ip-tch: 1. Used to describe something that is cool semi-gangster but not quite "Crip" like the ones from the hood may use.

Derived from the upper class citizens of the Southern Orange County Areas. Criptch is the appropriate equivelant of one being Crip with out actually being a member or even affiliated with the world renown gang syndicate. Typically For white or white washed individuals whom advocate such extravagant and illegal activities but dont actually participate in any real Gang activity.

" Yo dawg. we wuz strait chillin at the pad all weekend. Holdin down the porch n keepin it criptch at my grandmas house "

by Kevin Moore /k-mo March 18, 2008