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Crippler chick

Surfer slang for a pretty girl (maybe a very pretty girl)
by Kerries July 26, 2010
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Crappled

the intentional recruitment of random strangers into the Reddit community on boring Mondays.
We crappled a random Twitter user on a boring Monday and now his is our King for a day.
by Funkoma January 12, 2011
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cripple song

A strange phrase heard in the song Shapeshift by Horse The Band, an awesome metal group. In the song, the protagonist is asked by his girlfriend to "sing the cripple song" with her, which scares him off. Therefore, Cripple Song probably refers to marriage, sex,or a long term relationship, which the protagonist wants no part of. So he leaves her. In this sense, singing the cripple song, in real life, can refer to any task which one would rather avoid, such as working, paying bills, or visiting in-laws.
You should have seen her, at one with the Gods.

She said "let's sing the Cripple Song".

Then i was gone.

Oh dear, oh dear. Then i was gone.

She said " let's sing the Cripple Song together".

Then i was gone.
by KrispyDymond December 18, 2017
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crappled

Dude I almost crapped myself because I was so crappled last night.
by ittybittytittycomittee May 9, 2010
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cripplecreek ferry

When you kick someone in the knee while they are at a urinal and proceed to urinate on them.
Lenny is in the hospital after Drew gave him a cripplecreek ferry.
by Helena Bonham Carnage March 3, 2017
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Cripped up

To be dressed head to foot in clothes that claim your set/gang in this case Crips.
Stay True Blue
Yo lil' cuz got knocked everyones gotta show up Cripped Up
by H Tray-O April 25, 2006
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Crippled Dolphin

The act of having intercourse with a woman doggie style, and while inserting the penis into the vagina pull out and slam your penis into her ass. The noise and motions she makes are similar to a crippled dolphin.
Dude I just gave a chick a crippled dolphin and she jerked back and her asshole almost ripped my cock off.
by Morgrave December 7, 2010
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