cringes

Moments when you remember things that happened the previous night that you're not proud of, making you cringe.

Jane: Oh no.
Jessica: What's wrong?
Jane: I just remembered that I kissed Joe last night after that 5th tequila shot. I've got a bad case of the cringes.

by Pasadena Kim May 29, 2007

Cringiest

When something is so cringy that there can't possibly be anything more cringy on the entire planet

Dad jokes can be funny, but they are the cringiest jokes.

by Dorkyknee February 5, 2017

Chingles

When a person's chins reach such a mass that they drop to the ankles and become ambiguous.

Woah, that chick has chingles!

You'd better watch out, or you'll trip over your chingles.

by ChrisO_D August 13, 2006

cringle cringle

The sound you make when you have sex but out of condoms so you use a plastic bag instead.

My roommate is so horny he used up all of his condoms. So when he brought a bagel over last night I couldn't sleep due to the sound of cringle cringle.

by bluejayp12 September 12, 2016

Cringeositities

it is a disease that makes him/her act in a very cringe manner .this disease is mostly found in people who think they are greater than someone.

person1:you are affected with Cringeositities

by JJMgreen7 April 19, 2022

chinchy chingles

Asshole itch

I've got the chinchy chingles.

by dickbaninya February 2, 2015

Chris Cringle Cooked

When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.

I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!

by Kloppersfloppers April 1, 2019