by Duke January 22, 2003
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Get the cheeto nigga tomato blowjob mug.Someone who ignores the scientific evidence of an old Earth, common descent, evolution, history, archaeology, well-known facts about chemistry and physics, etc. to insist that the entire world was created a few thousand years ago merely because it says so in an ancient book written by shepherds.
Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.
Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.
1. "Hey, did you see those creatards lining up to buy tickets for Ben Stein's 'Expelled'"?
2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".
2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".
by nukleus April 30, 2008
Get the Creatard mug.An amalgamation of the words Cheetah and Catapult. A Cheetahpult is a device used to launch cheetahs over enemy walls or into structures and then the cheetah's speed and predatory instincts eliminate the enemy from within. A truly devastating weapon, predicated on the feline's ability to always land on their feet.
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Get the cheeto dip mug.A person who lies about most everything they say, but not only are they a habitual Liar, but also a habitual Cheater.... Yes, they even Lie about Cheating. A well seasoned Lion-Cheetah trusts no one, including themself!
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