Clutch Cream Run

A phrase used when somebody wants to go buy ice cream; buy's it; and returns to his friends praising him for his clutchness.

Term originated by the Nard Dog.

Steve: Guys!!! Just got back from Baskin Robbins!!

Alex: Awwwww Yea!

Gary: Clutch cream run bro!

by Alex Steel December 19, 2010

creamery

A group of two or more guys masturbating, especially in an enclosed area.

John's room was a creamery as they watched Playboy.

by NB_Nathan December 20, 2007

Cream sock

The sock you use to clean up your ejaculate fluid.

austin has a cream sock under his bed to clean up the big mess he makes after watching titanic.

by chigdon420 April 28, 2011

creamee

What Vermonters call Soft Serve

Lets stop at that creamee stand over there

by dmitrikonnikov August 13, 2015

Ice cream Jacket

Condom, or some ghetto form of birth control

I was going to have sex, so I put on an "ice cream jacket"

by Carlypants March 30, 2011

cheems

A form of doge, with a speech impediment that makes him say things like, "Cheemsburger" and "Friemds"

I just met cheems.

by beetx January 23, 2020

sour cream chavez

The act of scraping ones sweet fromunda cheese and quickly smearing it under the nose of a lover.

Cassie cannot decide if she prefers to receive a Sour Cream Chavez I've had a long work out, or after a lengthy "stick it wherever it fits" sex marathon. She simply loves the sweet lingering fragrance of my taint juice.

by Dr. Wehttam A. Ahcat January 15, 2016