craptabulous

1. Staggeringly and fancifully lousy.

I will return my craptabulous new computer.

by Hollow are the Ori May 18, 2006

craptaculicious

exhibiting the nature of crap or a craplike substance, but tasty. so bad it's good. transcendant in its craplike nature. truly resplendent in its crappiness.

"Dude, did you catch those R. Kelly videos? They're fucking craptaculicious. I could watch them all day!"

by J & B September 1, 2008

Castard

a cross between a cunt and a bastard, usually used when you cant decide whether a person is being a cunt or a bastard.

is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.

by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013

carstairs

The Carstairs family is known for their skill in music (James Carstairs, especially) and also this family ownes Cortana(this blade is a legacy given to the newest member of this family). Being a Carstairs means, that you are probably a warrior and a hottie, indeed.

Background story: a fictional shadowhunter family, attending in Cassandra Clares Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices and The Dark Artifices series.

Known Carstairs family members:

-Jem Carstairs: parabatai of Will Herondale, ex Silent Brother. He was born in the 1800's but he is still alive, thanks to the powerful runes he used to have.

-Emma Carstairs: ex parabatai of Julian Blackthorn( Julian is the love of her life <3 ). In the battle against the Cohors, near Alicante, she and Julian became true nephilims with the help the parabtais curse(if they become lovers).

The warrior Emma Carstairs.
The goldhearted James Carstairs.

by sarah.herondale.15 January 26, 2021

Jonathan Castagna

A faget who goes to smithtown east and likes to suck penis. He sucks at everything he does, espaciallly mackin

That kid is such a Jonathan Castagna

by Nickk kkgkgkgkgkgk September 2, 2010

cragstack

The funk you peel off your cock in the morning after rigorous anal, vagianl, and oral sex with a dirty bum.

"I was dreaming I was eatin beef jerky; I was actually chewing on the cragstack from lastnights romp with the HIV infected Hobo off the train."

by Dirk Knobbler April 10, 2007

Coastard

A person who lacks knowledge of Amusement Parks or roller coasters.

That person waiting in line for the Raging Bull thought it was an Intamin AG, what a Coastard.

by The-R3BEL_one January 26, 2011