Capulate

(n.) The act of sexual climax; only applies to small, prepubescent nuisance.

In all cases, the person capulating is called the "Cappy."

Some Girl- Oh, oh, OHHH!

Cappy- That's right, bitch, I'm about to capulate all up in this shit!

by A-Bag777 February 13, 2012

coagulated

To cause transformation of (a liquid or sol, for example) into or as if into a soft, semisolid, or solid mass

her blood after she was stabed 30 times in the neck began to coagulate on the floor after the first 48 hours of being there

by Trey June 25, 2004

Crapulation

When you are having sex and then one of you poops/craps.

a man and woman are having sex when all of a sudden the woman says "god damn i got to shit" then she craps. That is crapulation.

by pathetic prince Pearse March 5, 2014

Premature crapulation (PC)

Occurs when a man or woman experiences the need to drop a deuce and feels their poo starting to exit their bunghole or even expels a tiny bit of poo soon after the call of nature begins but doesn't reach the toilet in time.

After I pounded those protein bars about 30 mins later I was rushing to the bathroom but experienced another bout of Premature crapulation (PC) before I could get there.

by PGOODYoriginal January 20, 2014

CRAPATERIA

the cafeteria at your place of employment that sells less-than desirable food.

Hey Jason, let's see what's on the menu for lunch in the crapateria today.

by bellibutton May 28, 2011

coagulated cunt spatter

The Most disgusting way to say period blood

"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"

by TheFATman101294 May 24, 2012

craplage

more intense than just using the plain word “crap” craplage is only used in situations of extreme shock. (pronounced crap- ledge)

“holy craplage”

by sabrinasabrina September 3, 2019