Craptacular

Spectacularly crappy

"You're home movies are craptacular Chris."

by Mighty J January 27, 2004

craptard

One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded

My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.

by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Craptastic

like fantastic!
only the exact opposite

i like tacos, but not taco bell. taco bell is craptastic!

by JAIM3 October 22, 2006

Craptop

A crappy laptop, usually seen on college campuses when some students were obviously given their parents' old laptops while the parents upgraded.

Wow, did you see Bryan's 2002 IBM craptop?

by gdawson October 28, 2008

Craptop

A laptop that is so shit that when it joins your game it gives all the other players unbelievable amounts of lag...

"Oh fuck, Sams craptop is giving me loads of lag, what a wanker!! Kick him."

by mevs gay November 15, 2009

craptabulous

1. Staggeringly and fancifully lousy.

I will return my craptabulous new computer.

by Hollow are the Ori May 18, 2006

CrapDonald's

What McDonald's should really be called. It is extremely unhealthy (even the so-called healthier choices at McDonald's are loaded with fats and/or salt or sugar. Plus it also gives you the shits. Anyone who thinks CrapDonald's is better for you than home cooking needs to be drawn and quartered.

I went to CrapDonald's for lunch and the BigCrap made me shit my pants

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 11, 2008