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Crapple

A non-alcoholic drink made from 3 quarters cranberry and 1 quarter orange juice.
You fill the glass to an average level with cranberry, then you pour the orange juice, which will ist in the cranberry.
The 'Crapple' is oven mistaken for cranberry and apple juice but it is a misnomer
Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Customer: A Crapple, please.
Bartender: A cranberry and apple juice?
Customer: No a cranberry and orange juice.
by _._._spacekid_._._ February 19, 2018
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Crapple Shittamon

Use of apple cinnamon aerosol after defecating produces a smell that is a combination of the two.
"Did you use the whole can? You smell like crapple shittamon."
by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008
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Crippleshits

(Noun) A sudden, explosive movement of the lower bowel that's barely arrested by a strong and nimble brown eye sphincter.

However, the casualty's lucky break is short-lived as the ordeal becomes a private and painful contest between voluntary and involuntary strength.

Symptoms vary by severity and may be evidenced by an awkward forward gait produced by one or more of the following conditions: Clenched buttocks, locked out knees, stiffened toes and protruding upward, a upward-tilted pelvis, grunting/moaning, wild eyes, a sense of impending doom or hopelessness, and unremitting inquiries for nearest bathroom, broom closet, back-alley, or car wash.

Untreated, this condition invariably leads to Sharting.
"Hey Joe, why you walkin' like that? - you bust your knees?"
"Ooof! Ooof! Got the crippleshits ! Where's the can?"
by The Cobra Snake October 29, 2015
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Crapple

An apple that ranges from extremely disappointing to nearly inedible , and will likely make you have digestive problems.
Person1: Hey do you want one of these Red Delicous? Person2: No thanks man, last time I had one of those crapples with my mediocre free coffee, lets just say Montezuma had his revenge.
by StongBadDad September 24, 2018
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Crapple

A shot of Crown Apple with a splash of cranberry.
by breezy929 May 17, 2016
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crapple sauce

Slushy shit comes out all melted and brown
Dom Spreads crapple sauce all over his mouth and sucks on his bed pillow
by Dickpuncher69 October 4, 2005
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Crapple

John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."
by fred October 22, 2003
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