Hover Crapht

To take a dump while your ass hovers over the toilet, while not making direct contact with the rim. Knees are bent at almost 90 degrees, using ever muscle in your thighs to not touch.

I just hover craphted! The guy in the stall before me, dropped a bomb on the toilet seat. I couldn't sit on that shit.

by Chefboaters September 25, 2009

crapatits

if something is more than crap

george is crapatits

by Tony February 1, 2003

crapatious

It hurts. Really fucking bad.

Damn, that's crapatious.

by Bobbicus March 1, 2003

CrapAttack

a storm of stress or unwanted external forces into one's life similar to shit storm.

Hey bro, I just got a whole heap of assignments.. CrapAttack needs to be done by next week!

by TheDaftOne March 24, 2009

Craplatic

Can Be Used To Positively Describe Any Person, Object Or Situation. Comes From Re-arranging 'Practical'.

'That Was A Craplatic Movie'.

'He Is So Craplatic'.

'What A Craplatic Day'.

by Brodster August 26, 2007

CRAPATOLA

A lot of crap

I gotta put up this crapatola

by URBANENGINEER August 18, 2008

Crapatoolies

Another word for "Crap"
"Crapatoolies" is a word used when something horrible or bad goes (going) on
"Crapatoolies" can also mean shit/fuck

"Crapatoolies! What the heck is what with that?"
"Crapatoolies! I forgot my hairspray!"
"I forgot my friend! Crapatoolies!"

by Johnny_Johnny_Poo_Poo_Pants January 14, 2009