An afternoon solely devoted to the joys of craft. Mainly trophy & paper-plate based activites but encompasses a variety of art forms. The only 2 conditions are that the activity must be after midday and crafty.
Carhug & Neil decided that after their recent adventures, they needed to pursue more leisurely activities, so Carhug said 'Aha! Lets smash it up with a delightful crafternoon!'
by Al Colemouse July 7, 2009
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Said the same as "Crafty". (Craft-EE) It's another word for "gay" or somebody of the LGBTQ+ community. The word is most commonly used to low-key call someone gay/LGBTQ+. Depending on how it is perceived, it could be both an insult or a compliment.
by I breathe K-POP December 8, 2020
Get the Crafte mug.(n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
by Rick Roberson January 2, 2012
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“My bad man, I gave Britney the old coco crater last night, she ended up ripping one while I was under procedure and it sent the blow all over my face like a powdered donut.”
“My bad man, I gave Britney the old coco crater last night, she ended up ripping one while I was under procedure and it sent the blow all over my face like a powdered donut.”
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Get the craterface mug.Slang term for smoking weed. Reference to an old muppets skit on Saturday Night Live, The Land of Gorch. In this skit, one of the characters is found to be "Smoking Craters", inhaling the smoke from the craters on the planet, presumably for narcotic purposes.
Do you know what your son is doing?
What, has he locked himself in the bathroom with a magazine again?
No! Your son is smoking craters!
What, has he locked himself in the bathroom with a magazine again?
No! Your son is smoking craters!
by wisss March 29, 2008
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