1.A fat woman
2. A woman with disgusting looks (usually fat) and a ugly personality that is equally as bad as her looks
3. An ugly woman
2. A woman with disgusting looks (usually fat) and a ugly personality that is equally as bad as her looks
3. An ugly woman
by Ford_300 June 12, 2013
The biggest compliment a woman can get:
You are a tasty cow... Hmmm
Your girlfriend is such a classy cow
Most of the times the word cow perfectly replace the word woman:
You drive like a cow (woman)
You are a tasty cow... Hmmm
Your girlfriend is such a classy cow
Most of the times the word cow perfectly replace the word woman:
You drive like a cow (woman)
by tommaverick1234 October 27, 2008
by Bob Knows November 09, 2011
A super dumb animal. A baby can kill it with a touch,and anything(for other animals,only Chuck Norris can do that). Horses hate it.
by TheHorseInSeattle February 02, 2016
A cow is a carnivorous animals and are hostile. They will kill you and attack you. When it's heart stops the 3 stomachs pump acid in to the heart making it explode and create a 10 foot crater in the ground. Everyone within 20 feet will die.
Your walking through the dark woods and then you get hit. You look behind you and see a Cow. You stab the cow and start skinning it because you haven't eaten in days. Then you hear a hiss.
by EpicSheepMan March 07, 2016
This is an update from exactly a year ago 18/8/22 1am when I originally typed a definition :)
The best type of cow. He uses every opportunity to boost his wife's ego which is almost higher than her (she's soo tall - a giant - a god, even). A semi smile grimace and kind eyes can always be seen plastered on his funky fresh face. His voice and laugh are also funky fresh. People should take caution when meeting him because he is simply a god (ladies back off, men too ik he's fine but chill). The notorious 'Cow Cow' may be intimidating at first but when you talk to him more and more you'll find out he is husband material. A guy that knows you so well he texts you 'have good nap' when you're just about to so your heart does flips. A guy who (Will)ingly replies to almost every single message and reel you send (I've sent so many the app crashed). A guy that you can't exactly hate but can definitely love. Yes others call him Will, but I call him mine.
My Cow Cow.
I'll love you unconditionally and eternally <<33
The best type of cow. He uses every opportunity to boost his wife's ego which is almost higher than her (she's soo tall - a giant - a god, even). A semi smile grimace and kind eyes can always be seen plastered on his funky fresh face. His voice and laugh are also funky fresh. People should take caution when meeting him because he is simply a god (ladies back off, men too ik he's fine but chill). The notorious 'Cow Cow' may be intimidating at first but when you talk to him more and more you'll find out he is husband material. A guy that knows you so well he texts you 'have good nap' when you're just about to so your heart does flips. A guy who (Will)ingly replies to almost every single message and reel you send (I've sent so many the app crashed). A guy that you can't exactly hate but can definitely love. Yes others call him Will, but I call him mine.
My Cow Cow.
I'll love you unconditionally and eternally <<33
'omg Cow Cow you fell asleep before me I win'
'I'm superior Cow Cow'
'I'm the best sudoku and spider player Cow Cow'
'Romeo and Juliet is your fantasy Cow Cow'
'I love you Cow Cow'
'I'm superior Cow Cow'
'I'm the best sudoku and spider player Cow Cow'
'Romeo and Juliet is your fantasy Cow Cow'
'I love you Cow Cow'
by o0ga b0oga August 18, 2023
by shaniki May 31, 2007