BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY

When someone FARTS in a way under any thick barrier made of cloth and it permeates the LANDSCAPE.

Just say the magic phrase ' it's not your fault now RUBY leave me alone and I am RUBY ," oh really " and BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY there goes a SUPER SMELLY FART because it just has to be LITERAL to get the most NASAL STIMULATION so you can pretty much PUKE OUT AND PISS OUT the PAROXYMISTIC WISE ASSERY expression I can muster.

by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION January 15, 2022

dog covers

Socks

Put some dog covers on

by DOG COVERS November 19, 2022

Booty covers

In other words boxers panties elc.

Damn you got an ugly crack put on dem booty covers. As seen

by Booty mane February 19, 2023

wrestle under the covers

Have sex.

“Wanna wrestle under the covers? *wink wink*”
“Bro i’m gay.”

by corinwickesfake January 29, 2025

Theory of Geopolitics Under the Covers

The study of how the private interests, familial connections, secret allegiances, and personal pathologies of national leaders clandestinely drive state policy, often subverting or overriding official ideology and strategic national interest. It's the recognition that geopolitics is not a clean game of rational actors, but is conducted by flawed humans whose vanity, grudges, friendships, and corrupt dealings can alter the fate of nations behind a veil of official rhetoric.

Example: A president launching a trade war not after a strategic review, but because a rival leader personally insulted them at a G7 dinner, is Geopolitics Under the Covers. It's the unspoken, personal driver—ego, a secret business deal for a crony, blackmail—that explains an otherwise irrational or disproportionate state action. Theory of Geopolitics Under the Covers

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Theory of Politics Under the Covers

The analysis of how intimate, private relationships (romantic, familial, friendly) are fundamentally shaped by, and in turn shape, larger political power structures, ideologies, and economic realities. It asserts that the personal is not just political; the personal is a microcosm of the political. Who does the dishes, how a couple budgets, or what is discussed (or silenced) at the dinner table are all enactments of class, gender, and cultural power dynamics.

Theory of Politics Under the Covers Example: A "progressive" man who still expects his female partner to handle all the emotional labor and mental load of the household is practicing Politics Under the Covers. His public ideology clashes with the private, lived political economy of his relationship, revealing that his beliefs haven't conquered his ingrained social programming about gender roles.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

covereaction

Pronunciation: Cōve • er • ēaction

Institutional and/or individual overreaction to the realities of the true statistical danger presented by COVID-19.

Deb: The Today Show has me so scared I'm wearing a mask in the car by myself.
Guy: That would be a typical Covereaction, turn off the news, Karen.

by El Jquan2 July 8, 2020