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Over The Counterstrike

A hilarious machinima series based on Counterstrike: Source. Go see it some time.
Over the Counterstrike and Red vs. Blue are hilarious.

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by Yo Mom Saddam January 8, 2005
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counterstrike

Counterstrike, the hell's gates of n00bs, however, there are some r0x0rs, some laggers, but many weapons.
Missions change depending on your team.
The terrorists have a different set of weapons to the counter-terrorists.
CS is still popular even thought it is old, adn modifications are still being made.
Who's that 0wnz0r?
Who are those n00bs?
Who's that lagger?
Why can't I connect?
Why are all the servers run by linux?
Why don't I have a life?
Why did I just die?
Why am I asking all these questions?
Why can't I afford a colt M4A1 carbine?
Why ask why?
by Kensuke July 7, 2003
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Counterstrike

A game played by nerdy people I see in cybercafes all day. They often wear thick glasses and have faces covered with pimples, due to spending too much time on the computer and sitting in the front of the computer for too long. These type of people have no lives and need serious professional help if they can't overcome their addictions as most nerds are addicted to this game. They often talk only about this gay game and nothing more examples of their conversations include how they "owned" people, which is a nerd language commonly used by nerds and fags to make themselves feel special and cool. Everytime I hear these nerds talking about "owning" or "shooting" or how "ownage" they are I just wanna punch em in the face and break their nerdish glasses. And if I ever do break their glasses, it's for their own good anyways.
couterstrike is a game commonly played by nerds in cybercafes. It's about guns and shooting people and that's about it. It's gay and making these nerds think that they are actually cool talkin 'bout guns and shit.
by fuck you April 25, 2005
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counterstrike

the ultimate nerd game.
they fill up urbandictionary with stupidass shit and say stuff like "i pwn n00bz" a lot. they have no life and no idea how to interact socially, so they spend all their time playing computer games
counterstrike player: i pwn the n00bz!!!
everyone else: go kill yourself.
by hot slut July 29, 2005
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counterfeit chris

Similar to a john doe, a counterfit chris is a person who typically counterfeits small bills and spens them at convienent stores or fast food resturaunt.
Cop- I dont know we have a Counterfeit Chris running around town spending all this fake money we have to find out where its coming from.
by Mr Shipsey Johnson September 25, 2009
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counterintuit

verb. to go against an intuition or the direct perception of truth.
The concept of generational natural adaptation counterintuits everything he had learned about evolution.
by zombilicious May 8, 2010
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Counterfate

something purchased that is knowingly not legitimate and has potential to be very harmful.
Bro1- Hey bro I just got this awesome dab cart, you want to try it?
Bro2- No bro, don't you care about your health? I've been trying to tell you them things is counterfate
by Prxoject April 16, 2019
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