The best Half-Life modification these days. There are several gametypes: Bomb plant/defusion, Hostage rescue and Assassination. There also so-called 'funmaps' and 'funservers' on which you play with e.g. knifes.
1. Servers are usually flooded with 10-year-olds who pretend to be mature untill they talk through their microphone. At that time you will hear a voice from which you can't tell wether the kid is a boy or a girl.
2. Players that are skilled at the game are often called 'n00b' and 'h4x0r' by people who are not skilled at this game. The skilled people are often banned(because of 'hacking') because admins tend to be 10-year-olds and will believe everything their fellow 10-year-olds say.
3. The game contains the AWP weapon. People who are skilled at using this weapon are called 'n00b', 'h4x0r', 'camper', 'AWP fag', 'AWP whore', etc. The people(often 10-year-olds) who call these names are often not skilled at the game.
4. Most of the people who play Counter-Strike talk in the '1337 language'. Most of them can't spell 1 single English word either.
5. If you sit still for about 10 seconds you're a camper.
That is Counter-Strike
1. Servers are usually flooded with 10-year-olds who pretend to be mature untill they talk through their microphone. At that time you will hear a voice from which you can't tell wether the kid is a boy or a girl.
2. Players that are skilled at the game are often called 'n00b' and 'h4x0r' by people who are not skilled at this game. The skilled people are often banned(because of 'hacking') because admins tend to be 10-year-olds and will believe everything their fellow 10-year-olds say.
3. The game contains the AWP weapon. People who are skilled at using this weapon are called 'n00b', 'h4x0r', 'camper', 'AWP fag', 'AWP whore', etc. The people(often 10-year-olds) who call these names are often not skilled at the game.
4. Most of the people who play Counter-Strike talk in the '1337 language'. Most of them can't spell 1 single English word either.
5. If you sit still for about 10 seconds you're a camper.
That is Counter-Strike
1. *kiddy voice through microphone*: I pwn you, nub h4x0r fag!!1!!11!1!!1`one!! I am maturez0r!!1
2. *10-year-old*: OMG WTFUX YOU FUCKING FAGGOT CAMPER HACKER FUCKER WHORE FAG NUB STUPID BITCH HACKER SLUT!
*Skilled player*: I do not hack. I am skilled at this game and I killed you.
*10-year-old admin*: OMGSES BANZORED! HAXOR!!1
3. *PlayerThatGotKilledByAWP*: OMG! You fucking AWP whore camper nub slut bitch faggot nerd. Get a fucking life you nub.
4. *1337talker*: i r s0 1337, b3c4us3 i r b3 t3h t4lkz0r 1337, i r pwn t3h j00, kthnxz0rs.
*Guy who can't spell*: omg00se wuthc uot fru t3h nmee ar0nud th crnur!!
5. *Stupid spectator(got killed)*: OMG HE'S A FUCKING CAMPER, HE'S BEEN SITTING FOR HOURS(10 seconds) NOW!!!
2. *10-year-old*: OMG WTFUX YOU FUCKING FAGGOT CAMPER HACKER FUCKER WHORE FAG NUB STUPID BITCH HACKER SLUT!
*Skilled player*: I do not hack. I am skilled at this game and I killed you.
*10-year-old admin*: OMGSES BANZORED! HAXOR!!1
3. *PlayerThatGotKilledByAWP*: OMG! You fucking AWP whore camper nub slut bitch faggot nerd. Get a fucking life you nub.
4. *1337talker*: i r s0 1337, b3c4us3 i r b3 t3h t4lkz0r 1337, i r pwn t3h j00, kthnxz0rs.
*Guy who can't spell*: omg00se wuthc uot fru t3h nmee ar0nud th crnur!!
5. *Stupid spectator(got killed)*: OMG HE'S A FUCKING CAMPER, HE'S BEEN SITTING FOR HOURS(10 seconds) NOW!!!
by Sapphire X December 29, 2004
Get the Counter-Strike mug.A Game type of Counter-Strike Source designed to test human ego. This game type must be played on a map with hostages. The object of this type is to negotiate the release of the hostages peacefuly without having anyone get killed. Best played without a HUD with sv_cheats on 1.
Althoguh it sounds like a simple task,human ego always gets in the way. Someone will always try to secretly get the hostages without negotiating the release of them.
The standard way of negotiaton is to have all the terrorists (there should always be more ct's than terrorists) make the ct's drop their guns, search them to make sure they arent hiding any, and move them all into one area. Once there, a leader is nominated from the CT team to retrive the hostages without having anyone getting killed (Acompanyed by the T Team leader). Normaly this would work, but always someone has to screw everyone over by sneaking in a pistol and killing a guard on the ct team.
Simple in Theory, difficult in experiment.
Invented by *Ünhi and AfroThunder in 2005.
Althoguh it sounds like a simple task,human ego always gets in the way. Someone will always try to secretly get the hostages without negotiating the release of them.
The standard way of negotiaton is to have all the terrorists (there should always be more ct's than terrorists) make the ct's drop their guns, search them to make sure they arent hiding any, and move them all into one area. Once there, a leader is nominated from the CT team to retrive the hostages without having anyone getting killed (Acompanyed by the T Team leader). Normaly this would work, but always someone has to screw everyone over by sneaking in a pistol and killing a guard on the ct team.
Simple in Theory, difficult in experiment.
Invented by *Ünhi and AfroThunder in 2005.
by Paddy O'Mally August 14, 2008
Get the Diplomatic Counter-Strike mug.When you give your lover a facial, scream, "Boom! Head-shot!"
Often performed at random times on unsuspecting victims.
Often performed at random times on unsuspecting victims.
by Dmitri B December 3, 2006
Get the the Counter Strike mug.Oddly enough, the only game I ever played that it really sucked to be good at. Due to the (supposedly) high incidence of cheating, if you can actually master the basic manouvers of the average first person shooter (weapon selection, map knowledge, accurate and selective shooting) NOBODY will play with you.
by confuzzled February 22, 2005
Get the Counter-Strike mug.An online FPS game that originated from Counter Strike (CS). Counter Strike: Source (CSS) is mainly a graphical update of the original with a new radar, buy menu, and a few maps thrown in. Many criticize the game for being "easier" due to vital spots on players made bigger though the game is still challenging and fun. The game is often looked down upon due to the steadily growing number of prepubecent boys with microphones and hackers. Only a fraction of the number of total players of the original CS, play CSS. Because of the smallish number of players, hacking and cheating isn't as bad of a problem on CSS as it is on CS. Its still recommended that you play with the microphone mute option enabled.
*NOTE* Playing CSS may lead to a broken computer or possibly an early death.
*NOTE* Playing CSS may lead to a broken computer or possibly an early death.
A typical Counter Strike: Source match
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphne: Pphhhhptptpt!
Player 2: StfU NoOB
PLayer 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: Player 1 u fukIn haker!
12 year old with microphone: Ssssspspspspspszzzzzeertk!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 2: god dam stFU you fukinNo0b! GaY! FAG!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: HAKR!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphone: Kpstkpstkpstfffffeeerrrpt!
Player 4 Entered the Game
Player 3: PlAYur 1 iz a H4k0R!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with a microphone: Kephpphertzt! Pt! Pzphphsert!
Player 2: GAY! fAg quEER! Ill kILL yuor mothr! STfU N0ob!11!
Player 4 Left the Game
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphne: Pphhhhptptpt!
Player 2: StfU NoOB
PLayer 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: Player 1 u fukIn haker!
12 year old with microphone: Ssssspspspspspszzzzzeertk!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 2: god dam stFU you fukinNo0b! GaY! FAG!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: HAKR!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphone: Kpstkpstkpstfffffeeerrrpt!
Player 4 Entered the Game
Player 3: PlAYur 1 iz a H4k0R!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with a microphone: Kephpphertzt! Pt! Pzphphsert!
Player 2: GAY! fAg quEER! Ill kILL yuor mothr! STfU N0ob!11!
Player 4 Left the Game
by I left CSS for WoW December 24, 2008
Get the Counter Strike: Source mug.1. An online game where a massing of 13/14 years olds congregate to show off whose voice is developing quicker.
2. Game where if someone has a positive score in a match, he is spammed with clan invites from the shitties of Leaders.
3. An exciting online game where Counter-Terrorists and Terrorists give fight to eachother with characters wielding AK-47s and an undeveloped voice.
4. Those where the lifeless hang out and accuse eachother of having an aimbot and threatening to turn their programs on. They often whine to admin about this, asking for boots.. and votebans which everyone disregards. When they finally get two kills without dying, then die first on their team.. they throw 13 year old hissy fits and ridicule everyone on their team for a his death.. which came from stepping over his own grenade.
2. Game where if someone has a positive score in a match, he is spammed with clan invites from the shitties of Leaders.
3. An exciting online game where Counter-Terrorists and Terrorists give fight to eachother with characters wielding AK-47s and an undeveloped voice.
4. Those where the lifeless hang out and accuse eachother of having an aimbot and threatening to turn their programs on. They often whine to admin about this, asking for boots.. and votebans which everyone disregards. When they finally get two kills without dying, then die first on their team.. they throw 13 year old hissy fits and ridicule everyone on their team for a his death.. which came from stepping over his own grenade.
<Start of Counter Strike Match>
Kid one: Alright team, let's move out!
Kid two: Roger. Watch out for Zerging.
Kid one: Will do-- :: dies ::
Kid two: You alright?
Kid one: Does it look like I'm all right, fucker? I just fucking died you dipshit! WTF.. That fucker is aimbotting so fucking bad.. and look no one is fucking planting the bomb.. omfg..I hate this fucking game! FUCKING HACKERS!!1 I'm going ot turn my aimbot on and own them.
Kid two: I saw you chuck a grenade and flash yourself. You killded yourself.. =\
Kid one: Fuck this server. It's full of hackers. <Disconnected from Server>
Kid one: Alright team, let's move out!
Kid two: Roger. Watch out for Zerging.
Kid one: Will do-- :: dies ::
Kid two: You alright?
Kid one: Does it look like I'm all right, fucker? I just fucking died you dipshit! WTF.. That fucker is aimbotting so fucking bad.. and look no one is fucking planting the bomb.. omfg..I hate this fucking game! FUCKING HACKERS!!1 I'm going ot turn my aimbot on and own them.
Kid two: I saw you chuck a grenade and flash yourself. You killded yourself.. =\
Kid one: Fuck this server. It's full of hackers. <Disconnected from Server>
by Louiecaca August 16, 2006
Get the Counter Strike mug.Slang, derogatory term for the incredibly popular Half Life modification Counter-strike, applies also to Counter-strike Source. The word refers to the incredibly large and disproportional population of general cunts in the game, including but not limited to; n00bs, haX-rz and 1337s.
by Xzamuel December 28, 2004
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