Couking

The act of cooking a meal whilst being cucked by a significant other, for it to qualify the meal must be finished before the intercourse otherwise this is just a bizarre and frankly messed up situation in which a depraved man bumbles through his life with no sense of direction or purpose. Sad.

Janino: Dave from next door is coming round later, Jeraldo wants to do that Couking stuff again.

Orlando: Oooh yum! Food always tastes better when it is forged from self depreciation and an unwillingness to accept the touch and affection of another human being!
Janino: Uh.. yeah. I guess.

by Epic Chef May 26, 2018

Couming

It's used when you want you say that you will cum then come

I'm couming, mom

by couming May 20, 2019

corging

The act of declining an invitation to a party or invitation.

"Hey Bill, did your corg the party last night?"
"Are you going to Bill's party tonight?" "No fool, I'm corging it's Gatlington day!"

by slick_blick January 18, 2023

*disturbing coughing noise*

Sometimes expressed in text as "HGGGGHGHHGHGHG", irl this sound communicates that the person is dying, inside or outside.

-hey so I found something in your room..
-*disturbing coughing noise*

by Hoooo Boy April 17, 2019

sarcastic coughing fit

When a cough is used to indicate you think the exact opposite of what you just said, often the cough can be used to disguise saying what you actually think.

1. Yes, I'm sure you don't fancy him (sarcastic coughing fit)
2. Yes, he made the first move *cough* you so came onto him *cough*

by Duuuude2010 January 13, 2010

Coughing Up Dust

To jerk off so many times in a day you barely cum anything.

Oh, man. I was so bored yesterday, at the end of it I was coughing up dust.

by Sillynilley August 15, 2011

Couting

Everyone knows what couting is because it's just one of those things everyone knows. It's basic knowledge.

Jeff: What's couting?
Mike: You know what it is.
Jeff: No I don't.
Mike: Yes you do, just think everyone does.

by Non-couting July 27, 2011