Costco

Costco is the closest thing to heaven because of its low prices
But to get into Costco you need to offer your money to jesus and you will get the Costco membership. The more you offer, the longer it last.

Guy 1: Hey imma go to Costco what you need
Guy 2: A big bucket of macaroni

by (Missing Name) August 21, 2019

Coshocton

A smaller town in Ohio where ambition goes to die. Half the populous is racist, a quarter of them are heroin addicts. Drugs run rampant, and the police do little about it. Many of the people could be described as dimwitted, and beat down by life. A "good job" is a factory job with little room for promotion. Science and facts are not widly accepted. They will usually be argued against with raised voices and "religious facts." If you can look past all of that. The hunting and fishing is pretty solid.

I'd like to never return to Coshocton, Ohio.

by SciencefortheFuture. March 31, 2017

Costco Man

a man who has heterosexual sexual conquests both high in quantity and quality

That dude is such a Costco Man! He took home three Laker girls from the Lakers/Mavs game!

by costcobrand April 29, 2011

costrolling

The act of donning a costume for the express purpose of messing with people.

The word is a combination of cosplay and trolling.

"Have you seen that creepy clown guy that's been costrolling Northampton?"

by JustD October 5, 2015

costco hotdog

When a man pleasures multiple obese partners simultaneously.

Brian performed a ' Costco hotdog' with those women.

by Hdya May 6, 2016

Costco moment

When you do something of extreme autism, or when someone says something of low intelligence

"I write cheks to 330 people you know that" "yo that was a real Costco moment there"

by Hurting feelings globally December 22, 2020

Costco-itis

A condition where a person can not avoid going to Costco in search of a good deal on something, even when the person went to Costco the day before and doesn't even need anything at the moment.

Mark has such a bad case of Costco-itis, that on the way home from work he stopped at Costco to look around eventhough he just shopped there two days ago

by Chunkyc September 19, 2006