cosmic fool

1)a person who sitcks there heads out of car windows while wearin over-large novelty jester hats.
2)me.

never fear... the cosmic foooool is here!

by cosmic fool September 7, 2003

Cosmic irony

The idea that a higher power such as fate, destiny, or a god controls and toys with our lives; It is 'cosmic' because of the universal, all-pervading influence of the higher power, and it is 'irony' for the perceived control of one's own life when in fact no free will exists.

Joe couldn't believe the cosmic irony that all his girlfriends left him for another woman.

by ozoutofwater November 20, 2010

Cosmic Horn

To like everyone and everything.
This word origniated from the Georgia Nicolson Series by Louise Rennison

"Today, I fell in love 40 times! With just about everyone and everything, I think I have the cosmic horn."

by Massielle September 5, 2005

cosmic horn

A temporary condition in which a person feels indiscriminate attraction, possibly sexual, towards an irrational amount of people.

Zoinks, I just want to make out with every guy I see. Blast this cosmic horn!

by Rachel "Bliggle" Collins November 10, 2006

Cosmic Test Server

A overpowerd copy of the big factions server "CosmicPVP"

9yr olds dwell here bewere

I saw someone being salty for dying in a 1v1 on a cosmic test server

by SumMinecraftBoi May 30, 2019

cosmic

better than best, the highest form of greatness,out of this world

your great but im cosmic

by cosmic100 August 21, 2006

Cosmic Jew

Cosmic Jew, a Jew with Cosmic powers. He is the result in a unplanned pregancy that a certain mighty being forgot to put on a condom.

Cosmic Jew can turn water into wine, walk on water, heal others, listen to you telepathicly tell him that he is your savior, and become a zombie. Cosmic Jew has a very high pain tolerance consdering a bunch of Jews nailed him to some wood.

It is important to know that Cosmic Jew is part cyborg, part ninja, part pirate, part viking, and part zombie. He is also is a black belt in karate and kicks ass.

Moses: "I am a prophet of god, I will teach you his ways."
Cosmic Jew :"Lol you might be a prophet but I'm his son. Suck it."

Person: "Jesus is Moses v.2.0"

Cosmic Jew: "Brb, being crucified."

by Cosmic Jew May 21, 2009