cosmironic

cos·mi·ron·ic
\kŏz'mĭ-rŏn'ĭk\
adjective

(a combination of cosmic and ironic)

1. Of or relating to the regions of the ironic universe distinct from the sincere Earth.

2. Of or relating to the regions of the sincere universe distinct from the ironic Earth.

3. Poignantly and infinitely or inconceivably contrary to what was expected or intended.

4. Inconceivably extended irony; vast irony.

5. Irony of fate.

--cos·mi·ro·ny \kŏz'mˈī-rə-nē also kŏz'mˈī(-ə)r-nē\ noun
(cosmic irony)

"It seems somehow cosmironic that I lost my cell phone, my laptop, AND my PDA within the same week."

"The cosmironic 'silver lining in every cloud' is nothing more than an optical illusion created by light refracting through airborne pollutants."

"Cruel cosmironic jokes played by God at our expense (Beethoven's loss of hearing, eg.)."

"Isn't it cosmironic? Don't cha think?"

by Pascalawag August 25, 2009

Cosmic Second

Someone who comes into your life very briefly yet leaves a lasting impression (either positive or negative).

Although I knew her for only a cosmic second, her presence in my life will be remembered.

by Skylar01 October 30, 2019

cosmicyeonjun

is funnys and amzings person to exist.they so nice and deserve world.they makes happy and is best.you should follow them because funny and good.they is best and deserve everything.oha🥺😭😭😭

“do know cosmicyeonjun?”-me
“no sorry🤷 ♀️“y/n
“OMG HOW THEY SO BEST😭🤷 ♀️😵”-me
“okay sorry they is ill go follow now🥰”-y/n

by guesswhoiam. March 9, 2021

Cosmic Mates

1. Two people that truly complete each other. One cannot live without the other.
2. Jim Morrison and Pamela Courson.
3. Romeo and Juliet.
4. Zak and Jamie.

Jim Morrison and Pamela Courson are Cosmic Mates, together for eternity.

by Pamela Courson October 12, 2008

dunking the cosmic donut

A sexual position referenced in by Wendy the Android in the TV show Dark Matter. It is likely a move that relies on the contortion ability of a sex android, whereby the android would backbend into a complete circle while allowing the partner to insert themselves as they are standing or laying intercepted to the formed circle.

Hi Wendy, I would like to try dunking the cosmic donut when you aren't preparing meals on the ship.

by politicalmess December 14, 2015

Cosmic Harrison

That is used to describe someone who is charismatic, sexy and full of wit and charm! But also if you are a bit of a hero you can be referred to as a Cosmic Harrison!!
He is also a member of the happy spastics.

"ooh, id like to get down and dirty with that catch cosmic harrison" or " wow, i bet you are a cosmic Harrison in the bedroom!"

by retardos January 12, 2008

cosmin

The name of the ruler of the world, the one and only G.O.D.D.

Cosmin is a big fan of Slash and G'n'R and he is the G.O.D.D.

by Cosmin August 5, 2004