corvette

one of the worst cars ever made
shitty body still and shitty engine

dude i just beat that shitty ass corvette with my svt cobra

by svtcobra1 October 3, 2007

corvette

See "mid-life crisis"

Your father bought a corvette.

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

corvette

A large prosthetic penis with four wheels, two doors and two seats.

He parked his Corvette by the club and by the time he came out he had a dozen phone numbers wedged under his wipers.

by Lior Bar-On June 18, 2004

Corvette

GTS class champion/ 24 hour at Lemans champ 2 years running....best piece of crap I have ever owned

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

corvette

The best made sports car in America, possibly the world. Corvettes are renowned for their awesome looks, great performance, and amazing chickmagnet properties. Faggots that think their rice burner imports can own a Vette need to go back to riceland and die from SARS. Other people who say Corvettes aren't good are usually found starring on shows like "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and movies like "Brokeback Mountain"
Corvette owners realize the advantage of a relatively low priced car that can compete with much more expensive Italian exotics. Corvette Z06's own the competition, everyone else is just wasting moeny and begging to be owned by American Muscle.

Girl 1:WOW that guy has a Corvette Z06. Let's go fuck his eyeballs out.
Girls 2,3,4 &5: OK!
Girl 6:I'll bring my twin sister.
Othercar Owner: Damn I wish I a Corvette instead of this cuntbucket foreign piece of shit.

by flippin filipino April 9, 2006

Corvette

The only car that's been on this earth for over 50 years, always V8, always fiber glass, always 2 seats, always 5.7L ( with 427, and sometimes 454 options, always fast, always beautiful, always reasonably priced, always the best!!

Teacher : If you could have any car, what would you have?

Boy 1 : A Ferarri!
Boy 2 : No way, Porshe!
Boy 3 : A Corvette
Boy 1 & 2 : Wait!, we would pick vettes too!

by John August 18, 2004

Corvette

A car that owns imports

Damn, all those people typing this shit dont know anything because all the 1/4 times are slower then the vettes, damn im gay

by cash money July 25, 2003