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Cornsequences

Cornsequences of corn subsidies to farmers leads to corn availability at price lower than production cost. This leads to high fructose corn syrup being used in all processed foods increasing burden of chronic diseases. It also leads to small mexican farmers being unable to compete with large american producers & death of diversity of the highly diverse varieties of traditional mexican corn farming leading to large scale monsanto corn monoculture
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020
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Carny Corns

A highly contagious STD received after sleeping with a carny
When Heather got drunk during the local fair week, she had unprotected sex with Bob the carny. When she awoke the next morning, she found itchy hard rough wart like bumps in and around her vagina. It was then she realized she had itchy crusty Carny Corns.
by Fecal Jihad September 6, 2013
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Corkscrew

N. A sexual hand gesture similar to fingering, the shocker, fisting, the whacker, etc. This term could be separated into two groups: the doing and the signal.
Doing: You begin by taking your hand and crossing your index and pointer finger. This is the simple corkscrew. For added pleasure you can do the "West Side" hand gesture and cross your middle and ring finger forming a corkscrew. The corkscrew can also be combined to perform the juice-producing shocker-corkscrew combo. To do this move, you insert your "corkscrew" finger combo into a female's vaginal opening and butt. This can work for gay's too, but me not being gay, I do not know any other way it can pleasure a gay man other than the butt hole. As you insert the corkscrew into a women's many openings, you move your corkscrew as if you were unscrewing a wine bottle, or screwing a screw into a piece of wood.
Signal: This could be used as a means of communication to other males, to communicate to them that a smoking hot broad is approaching, or that a certain women's outfit, or sexual movements has created stimulation in your penis. This is similar to the whacker and finger in the hole signal.

V. to corkscrew, either slowly, forcefully,or beautifully
Hey man, last night i corkscrewed this tight bitch!

Dude, check out that slut in the skimpy outfit. (the girl is so hot you pop instantly in your trousers)
you:(signaling using corkscrew)
friends: Man your so cool
hot girl: hey i like the way you corkscrew, wanna show me more.
Result: You just scored major pussy!
by Super Soaker Ruiz November 18, 2010
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Comus

a really great psych-folk band from the 70s
"Down like a movie star", by Comus
by spacey stacy July 23, 2008
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TJ Corbs

Hard hitting Northeast corridor contributor in all of the INET blogosphere. His gun to your head, in your face blogs can be found @ bleacherreports.com.
Person A: "I just read this article about St Joseph's (PA) transfer situation...it hit me like a chicagoland deep dish pizza"

Person B: "Must've been a TJ Corbs contribution"
by See You Next Tuesday March 10, 2011
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Cobus

An outstanding drummer from South Africa, commonly known through youtube. All Cobus(es) live for God, drum for fun, and exceed their flirting skills at odd hours of the night. They are often late to arrive, but always find ways to make up for it.
1. That Cobus is wicked cool.
2. I hope you don't mean a Cobus soon.
3. "That's inappropriate... don't be a Cobus".
4. If you're looking for a good vacation spot, I hear Cobus Land is pretty insane.
by ItsOddTree September 13, 2009
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Tom chorus

The last 50 seconds-1 minute of the album version of the song Monsoon, which is the English version of Durch den Monsun, by the German alternative-rock-pop sensation Tokio Hotel.

Bill Kaulitz, the younger of the Kaulitz twins, usually sings all the vocals, except during live performances when bassist, Georg Listing, backs-up. Also, during the song Raise Your Hands (German: Wo Sinde Eure Hande), guitarist-and-elder-twin, Tom Kaulitz, joins Georg and Bill in the chorus.

However, the Tom chorus is usually a reference to Tom's back-up vocals in track two (Monsoon) of the band's English Album: Scream. Tom sings a harmony during the last chorus of the song, creating a bit of low-voiced chaos behind Bill's vocals.

Monsoon can, of course, be found on YouTube, iTunes, and almost any other music site, given that it is one of Tokio Hotel's top English hits. The German version, however, does not have this back-up vocal effect, and, there is wide-spread controversy between TH fans about whether or not the vocals really are those of sexy hexy Tom, instead of a voice-over by Bill.

Most Tom-fans are fairly sure it's him singing, and have even edited out Bill's vocals before posting minute-long clips of the chorus on various websites. The low, guttural vocals do sound a lot more like Tom than Bill's usually clean (both singing and speaking), clipped tone. There are even versions where fans have edited out the crescendo of the instruments as well.

Note: One might say that the chorus in Raise Your Hands could also be called a Tom chorus, given that he sings in it. However, the explosion of noise created by the harmony in Monsoon, which is probably supposed to remind the listener of a monsoon, is much more noticeable than that of RYH.
"Running through the monsoon, beyond the world..."
Santi: "What are you listening to?"
Lexi: "Tokio Hotel, of course! I'm listening to the Tom chorus."
Santi: "The what?"
Lexi: "You know, where Tom is singing the chorus of Monsoon? Someone edited the original song by ramping up Tom's vocals and then they posted it on youtube. Love it."
Lotus: "I'm sure Santi doesn't want to know."
Lexi: "BUT GUYS! Tom's so sexii hexii! I'm like, irrevocably addicted to the Tom chorus!"
by Maerylihn August 18, 2009
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