Corporates

Otherwise known as corpoes or corpies, these are individuals who sympathize with, or who are supportive and serve to, corporations.

Billy: Jeff can't put his cellphone down since he got his Prime membership. He's obsessed with all things Amazon and Apple, abandoning all reason when I show him that no business is perfect.

Adam: So he's basicat a fanboy then? Even if a product of theirs clearly sucks he continues to worst them?

Jeff: Bingo

Adam: *****n' corpy

Jeff: Yeah, the corporates practically own minds like that.

by Av3nger3 July 31, 2021

corporeous

a fuckload in quantity, specifically used for obscene amounts of substances put in one's body.

Nahhhh man, this shit's all good as long as you ain't doing corporeous amounts every day.

by bingbongbitches March 2, 2021

corporal

one who drinks himself to slepp, usually found in the nude, nestling for berries in the mist. See AA also

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

corporation

A necessary, healthy, and useful byproduct of capitalism, which mass-produces/performs goods/services (respectively) at relatively low costs.

Corporations are the reason capitalism works.

by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

Corporate

Noun. A hipster slang word that describes someone or something to be mainstream or un-exclusive.

Hipster 1: hey, do you like Iron and Whine?

Hipster 2: don't be ridiculous they turned into corporates ever since they had a song on the twilight album.

by Morehipsterthanholly March 12, 2012

corporalism

A regime of government that is primarily controlled by a multitude of corporations.

At least these battles are fought on a small global scheme with this faction of corporalism.

by TheRinger1976 May 6, 2010

corporation

When a badger eats his own weight in one siting.

Dude, Danny, you won't believe how many corporations I saw when I went camping last weekend.

by Bobby K. December 18, 2007