Corporates

Otherwise known as corpoes or corpies, these are individuals who sympathize with, or who are supportive and serve to, corporations.

Billy: Jeff can't put his cellphone down since he got his Prime membership. He's obsessed with all things Amazon and Apple, abandoning all reason when I show him that no business is perfect.

Adam: So he's basicat a fanboy then? Even if a product of theirs clearly sucks he continues to worst them?

Jeff: Bingo

Adam: *****n' corpy

Jeff: Yeah, the corporates practically own minds like that.

by Av3nger3 July 31, 2021

corporal

one who drinks himself to slepp, usually found in the nude, nestling for berries in the mist. See AA also

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

corporation

A necessary, healthy, and useful byproduct of capitalism, which mass-produces/performs goods/services (respectively) at relatively low costs.

Corporations are the reason capitalism works.

by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

Corporate

Noun. A hipster slang word that describes someone or something to be mainstream or un-exclusive.

Hipster 1: hey, do you like Iron and Whine?

Hipster 2: don't be ridiculous they turned into corporates ever since they had a song on the twilight album.

by Morehipsterthanholly March 12, 2012

Corporation

Usually begin as small successful sole proprietary, or partnership businesses that grow and because they're successful and make money whiney liberals bitch that they aren't doing enough to help the poor who for the most part won't help themselves. WAH THE CORPORATION IS MAKING MONEY THAT MEANS WE SHOULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY AND COMPLETELY DESTROY PRODUCTIVITY IN THE US.

IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "Let's make America more like the "Utopia" that Europe is"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "Fuck businesses over with high taxes that force them to relocate to other countries and destroy job growth and the economy here!"
IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "SHOULD WE ELIMINATE FREE SPEECH TOO?"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "THE MEDIA WILL DO THAT FOR US!"

by Japanadan October 11, 2004

corporalism

A regime of government that is primarily controlled by a multitude of corporations.

At least these battles are fought on a small global scheme with this faction of corporalism.

by TheRinger1976 May 6, 2010

corporation

When a badger eats his own weight in one siting.

Dude, Danny, you won't believe how many corporations I saw when I went camping last weekend.

by Bobby K. December 18, 2007