Cornered and Cornholed

When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.

*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*

"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."

"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."

by Belinski November 3, 2018

Nebraska Cornholers

Affectionate nickname for the University of Nebraska teams and fans, as used by their rivals in the Big 12 Conference.

That was great when the University of Kansas Jayhawks beat the University of Nebraska Cornholers.

by andy1 March 21, 2009

Cornhole

The act of gently inserting your well lubed erect cock into your womans well rimmed and squeeky clean anus. Making sure plenty of lube has also been applied to her sphincter as well. With a gentle push, once the crown of your cock has stretched her sphincter, you allow her bung muscle to relax and then start a gradual entering of her turdcutter. Once fully in her turdcutter, you begin a slow, short pumping motion until you build up to a full length cock stabbing penetration of her dumphole. Stroking as fast as possible, while holding on to her hips until you reach the point of no return. You finish off, balls deep in her rectum. Pumping your gooey man juice deep in her crapper, coating the walls of her colon.

After I cornhole you, you won't shit right for a week.

by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005

cornhole commando

one who likes to be in charge of another's anal region

Since you are the best, we dub thee Cornhole Commando. Congratulations.

by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005

cornhole carwash

Similar to a rimmer, the act of licking someone's arshole until clean and fresh.

That broad got the craziest cornhole carwash I've ever given.

by Nealium Vee Dub December 5, 2005

cornhole conquistador

An assclown. Homo erectus.

-when playing "top that"

Guy 1: But my dad is-

Guy 2: -a cornhole conquistador?

by tlet March 28, 2008

cornhole wallace

cornhole wallace said wich is pertaining to any binary means which of pertains to any masticular insertion of the the fist into said rectum(slang ) for punch u in the butthole

my fist is getting a boner and im feeling aroused so im feeling the urge to come fist pump your butthole and give you a cornhole wallace.

by mudbucket December 16, 2011