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closet pervert

A person who pretends to not be perverted, but really is.
I saw Sam staring at her ass, he is such a closet pervert.
by that bbw chick March 13, 2015
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Closet Cheater

A person trying to cheat in a game. However they know that they could be banned. So they will try to look legit as possible, hiding the fact that they're cheating. They will usually be extremely good player or a Youtuber. Very common in Minecraft pvp community and CSGO community.
Expostor: You're Closet cheater!
YouTuber: whoops!

YouTuber: *BANNED*
by Meme.skillz May 2, 2018
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Chinky Chose

Brooklyn kids playing street games in the 1950's believed in karma and called it Chinky Chose. Chinky Chose was a mystical payback against cheaters. When a kid cheated to win a point, but then lost the next point (or the whole game), the other kids taunted the offender, usually in a sing-song voice and sometimes with a pointed finger, "Chinky Chose, always shows."
You cheated but lost anyway -- ha ha, Chinky Chose, always shows!
by Arnold Dreckenberg May 13, 2011
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closet-goth

Someone that enjoys goth interests or has a "goth" personality but does not dress and/or act in a way that would clearly put their gothness on display.
She's got a dark side and hangs out with goths and she dressed like a regular kid. She must be a closet-goth.
by +Saint+ July 14, 2006
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closet commie

A closet commie is a person who is a communist, yet is afraid to tell others that they are a communist. Oftentimes a factor of fear as being labeled as a communist is the cause of being a closet communist.
"I've taken several political ideology tests, I've read Marxist books, but yet I haven't told anyone I'm a communist yet".

- "Dude, you're a closet commie!"
by ms332 May 20, 2009
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closet hipster

Someone who masks their hipster attitudes by dressing normally. A closet hipster doesn't physically stand out, but deep down inside, they are glaring at you for your terrible music tastes and consumerist lifestyle.
Lawrence is a closet hipster. He stands out in all the wrong ways at indie concerts and hates Coldplay.
by LK88 December 2, 2010
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closet cosplay

A costume made up of clothing that was purchased or found in your closet. Involves little to no alteration of the clothing.
My Tifa costume was completely closet cosplay, but I made the armor myself.
by mellyb December 9, 2008
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