Coors Light Virus

A virus that begins with the intake of a six pack of Coors Light. Can lead to pneumonia and one hell of a bad fever dream.

Person 1: Damn, Sam got the Coors Light Virus last night.
Person 2: Hope it was fun for him.

by SSMGod5136 March 16, 2020

Coors Light

Fucking close to water

Having sex in the pool

I was Coors Lighting with this guy in the pool.

by Tony Wells II April 22, 2023

original coors

an oxycontin pill

"hey man got any original coors, my body hurts."

by bob larson September 24, 2003

coors pours

similar to bud mud, only after a night of drinking coors

sorry im late, i had a serious case of the coors pours

by mean mister mason March 31, 2012

Coor

Cool, but cooler.

That's very coor.

by Crazy Starz September 24, 2021

Just let Nature run its Coors

I.e., don't worry about your swelled-out belly's being too full of light beer --- simply wait a while for your bladder to empty itself several times, and then you'll feel better.

Consuming alcohol is never a good idea, anyway, but if you've had a few too many Silver Bullets "over da Coors of da evening", don't get all panicky over it --- instead, quietly sit back, relax, and "just let Nature run its Coors".

by QuacksO March 5, 2024

Coors Light

The nastiest s*** you'll drink it taste like salt

My Coors Light taste like a horse eating salt Cube

by Coors Light tastes like shit February 4, 2018