A child young enough to be deemed "cute" by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly Instagram. They are a means of getting more 'likes' on your photos.
Friend: "You looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend."
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"
by Slayer96 August 23, 2017
by AnimeTiddies69Boss May 09, 2018
A child that is only used at your disposal. A Convenient child are used by irresponsible parents that use you as pawn, pay cheque or when the parent wants to feel loved. A narcists offspring. It's the child that pays for the parents mistakes, they get the raw end of the deal. A convienient child is used for the parent/s
The mother only showed her convenient child affection when it's Child Allowance day, therefore before or after the day he is once invisible, again.
by Psychology matters August 23, 2017
Any small store that sells junk food, tobacco, beer, soda, coffee, and energy drinks. May or may not be connected to a gas station. In many cases, the guy behind the counter is straight from the middle east and barely speaks any English.
I just went to the convenience store to buy some chew and soda, and I could barely understand the towelhead running the place.
by BIGRob19 January 04, 2017
The use of a conveniently placed object within a movie scene to advance the plot, specifically related to the majestic white horse on the shores of a cliff side castle in "Snow White and the Huntsman" conveniently awaiting snow's arrival to them ride off down the coast together
Wow, that chick from outlander knows a shit ton about plants for a military nurse, it's a pretty fucking conveinent horse that her husband just happens to be doing a genealogy project on that specific time period of Scotland that she gets thrown into, I mean fuck.
The convenient horse of this scenario is that the character Just happens to know so much about this random period of a country that she isn't from, and knows a lot about herbal medicine even though she was a nurse of a more modern time.
The convenient horse of this scenario is that the character Just happens to know so much about this random period of a country that she isn't from, and knows a lot about herbal medicine even though she was a nurse of a more modern time.
by Ijustwanttopostoneword February 27, 2015
by CRAPAID January 17, 2012
Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.
by Farmer Jakr September 20, 2022