We Are All Canucks

Repeated failure.

Oh you failed another test? Don't worry dude sometimes we are all Canucks.

by StevenS32 April 4, 2009

Cofuck

Threesome. Having sex with more than one person.

You think you had a wild night? Jamie had a cofuck.

by abdb March 6, 2008

Canuck Oven

Similar to Dutch oven, but with the Canadian twist of wearing a snow suit. This unfortunate event occurs when you pass gas while wearing a snow suit and the odours waft up the suit right into your face.

The other day while I was running after the puck while playing street hockey I canuck ovened myself. It was gross cuz we ate poutines for lunch that day.

by chantz0007 January 24, 2012

Vancouver Canucks

A name that will now forever be synonymous with hockey hooliganism to the great unwashed masses of non-hockey fans!

The Vancouver Canucks fans would have rioted regardless of whether they won or lost the Stanley Cup Finals!

by Hockey Wasteland June 16, 2011

Confuckulated

1) bad
2) confusing

That's confuckulated

by Tara February 16, 2004

confuckery

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together

Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.

by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009

Vancouver Canucks

A NHL franchise that anually dissapoints their fans with shabby playoff showings and promises of glory next year.. Also the only professional sports team whos greatest accomplishments are almost winning a championship twice.. Canuck fans turn to rioting and looting in the face of defeat as a man can only take his team loosing for around 35 years before he snaps..

Canuck fan.. Ya well remember the vancouver canucks 94 cup run? we almost had it, we got robbed. Mark Messier is a douche..

by r6rider September 26, 2008