connered

To become extraordinarily inebriated off such small amounts of alcohol as to have no metric or imperial standard of measure; a descriptive term for drinking used by novices with a negligible alcohol tolerance and great flare for exaggeration.

I drank half a shot last night, and I was connered.

My six friends and I bought a can of bud light and plan on getting connered tonight girlfriend, wanna come?

by Carson Lokovich January 22, 2008

contested expression

A struggle or dispute over the right of individuals, within public spaces, to express their ideas through various forms of communication, such as graffiti, performance art, music, skateboarding, etc. Artists feel their works are appropriate expressions of creation, beauty and art that express anger, frustration, oppression, exclusion and inform others about their subculture. Property owners, police and some others see these forms of expression as being criminal and destructive - or “vandalism.”

After showing the film "Style Wars," Cheryl sent her students out onto campus to find examples of contested expression in the dorms.

by csk greener April 2, 2006

(Internet-connected) Computer

An invention made to make humans speak less personally and socialize on a non-face-to-face manner. It is used as a part of dating/relationship. It is used as a means of looking up your crush(es). Also, referred to as an invention of demons.

Is that an (internet-connected) computer?
Do you have an internet-connected computer?

by solvictus November 30, 2009

self conceited douchebag

failure at life, a complete moron who has no respect for anyone but himself, and thinks hes sweet shit

dj akuds is a self conceited douchebag... not to mention a failure at life and a moron

by gstar* May 7, 2011

conceited asshole

A person who feels the need to declare he/she is better than everyone else, emphasizing personal vanity.

Jill feels the need to constantly remind Jack about her superior I.Q. by being a conceited asshole.

by Huggyman November 5, 2015

conceited

usually mistaken as beign self centered, really means you know how beautiful and perfect you are

tammy seems really conceited." "bro, she just know's how awesome she is

by issocool October 12, 2010

conceited

A women who thinks she's all that. MISS Thang. Better than others. Her shit don't stink. Looks down on others. Believes people should beg for her love and friendship. Loves looking at themselves in a mirror or selfies. Has a big family but every photo is of there self. Stupid, weak whore who needs an ass whipping

Can you believe how Cyndi actually acts. She is soooo conceited I feel sickend

by Eminator October 29, 2015