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Slow internet connection

The worst fucking thing to happen when you're already having a bad day. When pages and games stop loading well. It's our router's way of saying "fuck you".
by Walking Catfish October 17, 2016
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Calm and collected

To be chilled and ready for the world and life
I like to stay calm and collected when I'm handling situations
by Savy my nigga July 6, 2018
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Molgan connection

Real bad xbox live connection that is so bad u are barely able to join a party or online game
by Molgan November 24, 2010
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Westside Connection

A rap trio consisting of Ice Cube, WC, and Mack 10 (aka The gangsta, The killer, and the dopedealer). Their gangtsa rap lyrics are accompanied by great urban beats. Hail from South Central LA.
Gangstas don't dance we boogey, stay the fuck away from the rookie.
by Jay Ceresia July 7, 2004
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Conceited Corporate Cunt

WE see these citizens daily in the financial districts of every large urban setting.This citizens is usually employed a very large corporation or financial institution The attire is always slutty with and OVER THE TOP with a lot of exposed skin that is a attention grabber and the job of a full time attention whore and part time employee.
They KNOW they are better looking and smarter than every other "BITCH" that works with them.
A hard working "legend in their own mind."
Conceited Corporate Cunts usually have a LOWER RUNG COLLEGE DEGREE or a wasted degree from a better college that their parents insisted they go to.
These persistent workers MUST be the center of attention and usually interrupts all co-workers conversations to natter about a fellow "hard working" non slutty fellow employee that they find threatening to their promotion plans.
They are highly giddy around all CEOs,CFOs and Officers that can promote them in the firm and are always FLIRTING with them and making others look as SMALL as possible while they claw their way as close as possible to the top..
They always make themselves available to these officers.

This gives the office infidel a chance to cheat on their wife and cheat they do.

You can find these citizens "BITCHING" that they have unusually large credit card bills from shopping at high end boutiques.Yet they still shop till they drop and are really just a trollop flop that wont stop.
That conceited corporate cunt was seen with the CFO at Wayfare last night.They never went home.They had a room at the Hyatt.
What would his wife say if she knew !
She was just as friendly with the CEO until she got promoted,what for she doesn't get a damn thing done.
Except shopping and whoring sprees.
Did you see her credit card bill last month ?
How can she afford to pay the bill ?
That conceited corporate cunt must be getting perks for her late night endeavors.
by JohnJobee September 29, 2011
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tesco connection

a very crappy and laggy internet connection which causes havoc in multiplayer.
me: wtf the guy just lagged across the screen and killed me

friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.
by volound September 19, 2009
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